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9/24/2013 1:21:08 AM
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Can I use Halo 3 to get a girlfriend?

Ok, so there's this girl I like and I haven't talked to her yet b/c I'm a little nervous that she won't like me. So I was thinking to show off by dropping some Halo 3 on her. So now I need some tips from you guys. I was thinking of telling her that I completed the campaign on Legendary, I think that will impress her a lot. Also, I'm thinking of telling her that I'm a level 34 in multiplayer, but then maybe she knows a guy who has a level 50 or something and then she may start laughing at me, so maybe that's not a good idea after all. I'm gonna tell her that I got an overkill this morning and that I'm really good with the long sword. When she comes over to my house, I'll show her Valhalla with all of its flowers, flowing water, and ocean...hopefully that will get her in the mood. And then I can show her all of my Halo action figures, I know she'll be impressed with my collection. And then I can tell her the story of when I got my first steaktacular... ah, good times... Then maybe she can help me pick out my armor, I heard girls like stuff like that. I can explain to her all the benefits of the different Spartan Mjolinr armor, but hopefully she won't know about the recon because I don't have it yet. I'll even change my armor to pink just to please her. Then maybe we can go online and I'll show off my skillz to her, but hopefully none of you guys will start teabagging me, as that would be embarrassing and she might think I'm inferior and just leave me. Ok, anymore ideas, guys? This is important to me, so I'd appreciate it if you can help me out. Thanks!
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