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9/19/2013 6:49:30 PM
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I know why the USA still uses the Imperial system
It's because they regret leaving the British Empire so much but they are too embarrassed to admit is since they went to all that trouble of writing out officious sounding documents and pouring perfectly good tea into a harbour. It's Ok to want to be part of something greater than yourselves. And all will be forgiven when you rejoin the new Extra British Empire.
The only condition for rejoining the greatest empire in the history of the planet is that the City of Boston must be levelled and turned into a gigantic tea plantation.
For the past five years you have been ruled by an secret islamic monarch who was born in kenya as preparation for the day when you return to the glorious embrace of the EBE.
So my erstwhile cousins, put down your coffee and AR-15s and rejoin the Glorious Extra British Empire today!
[spoiler]I seriously hope someone gets butthurt over this. It's about as obvious as I can make it without saying it directly. You guys know we'd never take you ruffians back![/spoiler]
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6 通の返信Hell no, you guys are censoring pronz! Plus, you lost the Revolutionary War lolz stupeed britz
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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
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10 通の返信The rest of the world uses metric so they can measure their dicks in centimeters to feel more adequate even though they are small. Brit: "Bloody hell, I'm chuffed to say my tallywacker is 12 centimeters!" American: "Sup bros, check the size of my meat. 9 inches!"
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1 返信[quote]The only condition for rejoining the greatest empire in the history of the planet is that the City of Boston must be levelled and turned into a gigantic tea plantation.[/quote] Go for it, but tea doesn't grow well at that latitude.
