You're a sick asshole anyway.

You're lying. You don't scratch balls, you pinch and twist.

I think I'm the only person who sniffs anything on a regular basis. Especially cups. Like when there is water at the bottom but your not sure if someone just drank from it and you're afraid of catching germs so you smell it and its clean so now you do not have to wash another dish. Yay That feel. Yay noses.

Why would you smell it?