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オリジナルの投稿元:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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4 通の返信I work at the zoo and I was giving a tour and a couple of older ladies in the back asked how many cougars we had. I replied with "We have 2 cougars, 1 male and 1 female." 1 of the ladies then said, "Well you have 2 more back here."
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2 通の返信YOU BETTER BITE THE PILLOW, CAUSE I'M GOING IN DRY MY FRIEND SAID THAT TO ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL.... I SLAPPED HIM
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1 返信Getting blood tested. me: damn that's a lot of blood! her: yes ahah, I'm sucking you dry! ... me: huehuehue
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2 通の返信Instead of some random nonsense I will post a true story. I was showing a coworker how to clean out the insides of our companies armored cars. Keep in mind that I like to be very meticulous about gear storage and cleaning. During a pause he said something to the effects of "wow, there sure is a lot of different steps to clean this thing" and I said. "sorry I'm anal about cleaning" and he said: "Hey no problem, I like anal" He didn't realize what he said for 3 seconds.
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This wasn't said to me but my best friend - Me and the boys walking in downtown Vancouver, all fancy clothes (going to a Club), This Guy brushes by my friend Jarrett and says "DAM Your Cute" literally stops where he stands and just undresses him with his eyes. And of course the rest of us can't help but burst out laughing at our buddy.
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1 返信SuperIrishにより編集済み: 10/24/2014 11:58:21 PM*whispers in my ear* "[i]No Hetero[/i]" It's probably a bad sign that a male friend has said something more sexual to me than a girlfriend has...
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3 通の返信At one point I was legitimately concerned as to whether or not Biollante wanted to have sex with me. It was odd. I'm not into plants.
