Ok, listen up. I'm going to give the definitive guide on Swag, Swagology (the study of Swag), and Swagonomics (the system in which Swag is traded for various items). Let us start off with the definition of Swag. Swag is commonly thought to be awarded when one wears snapbacks, wears shirts with the word YOLO on them, or owns flashy shoes. This is, in fact, not the case. This is what we call "fake Swag." Fake Swag is blasphemous, and, when seen, should be discarded from memory. The only being with true swag is the illusive Lil B. Lil B, in a manner of speaking, owns all of the Swag. No one knows where he obtained this amount of Swag, nor where he stores it, but it is known, without a doubt, that he is the owner of all of it. No one but Lil B, the Based God, can own Swag. The closest any mortal can come to owning Swag is to somehow win Lil B's attention, and obtain a loan. There are many ways to do this, the most popular being doing a "shouts out" in a popular radio program, TV show, or internet video. This will, at Lil B's discretion, award one with a Swag Loan. A Swag Loan, as the name suggests, is not actually owned by the mortal. Rather, it is temporarily awarded to said mortal for a Based action, like the one mentioned above. Based actions include the aforementioned "shouts out," a Lil B related meme, or by becoming a member of the TaskForce. What is the TaskForce? The TaskForce is a group of people who wish to protect Lil B. This group of people is as Based as any person can get before becoming part of Lil B, which is the ultimate goal of any TaskForce member. Joining the TaskForce will get you the most Swag out of any other method, but it is also the most difficult. To be in the TaskForce, one must monitor all of Lil B's internet media, and squeeze out any mention of dissent to Lil B. One must also defend Lil B's most Based name in real life, if and when His name is defiled. If one does this, Lil B will loan a very large amount of Swag to the member. This is as in detail as I will go. If you have any questions about Lil B, Swag, or the TaskForce, please feel free to ask. Stay Based. Stay Positive.