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Uberdawgにより編集済み: 5/2/2013 12:42:17 AMSome of my favorites: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle. When he crapped it out, it was 6 feet tall and a ninja. A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bay of Lays potato chips saying "betcha can't each just one!" Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move. A ninja once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. To make it fair, Chuck removed both his arms and one leg. After roundhouse kicking the ninja to death, Chuck sewed his limbs back on with a rusty tent spike and some bailing wire. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real first name was "Charles." Chuck Norris simply stared at the man until his head exploded.
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My favs are: Magicians can walk on water.....chuck norris can swim through land. Chuck can cut a hot knife with butter When Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck norris...
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Lord Rulerにより編集済み: 5/2/2013 1:19:48 AMThere was once a street named after Chuck Norris. They had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. Death is still working up the nerve to tell him.