When you're wearing elastic pants of some kind [b]without a zipper[/b] and use a urinal... do you put all your junk over the waistband, or do you just slip yer willy out and keep the rest under wraps?
I need to know if I'm really weird or not and this is the least awkward way to do it. Thanks everybody.
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Player3Th0masにより編集済み: 4/25/2013 3:37:09 PM
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Dude, nobody wants to see your junk, and even if they did, so what? Just whip the damn package out and take your piss, you went into the bathroom to pee, not worry about what others think of your junk.
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You know it us funny that you made this. I was at the bar last night went and took a piss. I was at a table with three girls and one friend. I have a few phrases that i use to halt conversation instead of yelling. I told my buddy, watch this i got a new showstopper. I proceeded to proclaim. "I like to wear my nutsack like a glove when i piss" People stopped talking three tables away, score.
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Player3Th0masにより編集済み: 4/25/2013 3:21:23 PM
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Once when I was on a staff night out me and two my friends thought it would be hilarious to do a 'butters' and have our trousers round our ankles and lift our tshirt up to our chest while we were standing at the pisser. There were some very confused toilet goers that night - alcohol is a helluva drug.
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And to clarify further, the reason why I probably would pop it all out is because if you just take the main man out, the upper elastic band can push on your wang and restrict flow. So rather than hold the band down myself, I think I would just tuck it under my sack and let it do all the work.
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I go to crowded bathrooms and do it like a little kid. Pants around the knees, ass out.
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I let it all hang out. When I wearing jeans I unbutton and unzip then I pull it over my boxers.