Ho ho HOLD UP, Guardian— 
Are you wandering the Tower alone, pretending you didn’t just get rejected by LFG for “not enough clears”? 
Are you tired of clans that go silent faster than a Crucible lobby after someone mentions skill-based matchmaking? Well then… The Fifth Amendment might be the fireteam you’ve been looking for. 
We’re a UK/EU-based 18+ Destiny 2 clan, and this holiday season we’re decking the halls, melting snow with solar grenades, and recruiting new clanmates before Zavala catches us slacking. 🎁 Why Join Us? * 🌍 UK/EU Timezones – We actually log on when you do. * 🎙️ 18+ Only – Because we swear. A lot. And also, taxes. * 🎉 Monthly Clan Events – From silly challenges to sweaty competitions. * 🏆 This Month: The 501ies – Our very own award show celebrating the “best,” the “worst,” and the “how did you even manage that?” moments of our clan life. Expect categories like: * Most likely to blow themselves up * Biggest lore junkie * Most Likely to punch a cursed thrall Dress code: formal… or whatever armour ornament set you last panic-equipped. 🎄 Who We Want * Guardians who like to laugh, even when they’re getting punted off the map by a Taken captain. * People who enjoy raids, dungeons, GMs, seasonal stuff, and general shenanigans. * Members who want an active, social clan, not a roster of ghosts. 🎅 How to Apply Drop a message, send a DM, or yeet a snowball in our general direction.
If you can survive Shaxx yelling at you, you can survive us.