Who says I want to decompose?
Do you know how funny it’ll be in a couple thousand years, when all that is left of my generation is bone except for one perfectly preserved human specimen.
Better yet lay my mummified remains under the bass pro shop pyramid. And fill my tomb with precious Mardi Gras beads
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All i gotta say is that they better make sure that I’m dead. I’m terrified of waking up in a pitch black coffin that’s buried in the ground. Yall better burn my body or just use me as a permanent Halloween decoration.
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Supply chain issues have hit the canopic jar industry particularly hard. I'm think I'll bring this up to local politicians and see if Tennessee can start a mummification resurgence by re-using empty Mason jars.
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It does still happen naturally from time to time. Just make sure when you are about to die that you are in the right place with the right conditions. Nature will do the rest.
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Speakerにより編集済み: 2/27/2024 7:10:33 PMModern Embalming originated with the Egyptians. They just forego the wrapping in silk these days, seeing as it's less about being preserved for the afterlife and more about looking good for the Wake. Don't worry. You will mummify eventually! Edit: Linen, not silk
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Is it really not an option? Maybe in the right country you could still request it?