So when I was 4, I was on the bottom bunk in our room. There was a decent sized wooden table next to the bed where my head is. (I roll around a lot) so I was half a sleep when I rolled off my bed, my body fell first, so it dragged my head into the corner but a big ol puncture in it. It bled. A lot. Surprisingly, I didn’t need stitches. I’ve also fractured a few bones[spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]

Sliced open my face on the corner of a Speaker (hah) when I was like 6. Needed 13 stitches. I have generally escaped serious injury ever since

A rude window assaulted me, slicing my wrist open. I bled out and my heart stopped for around a minute before they pumped me full of someone's blood and reanimated me.

I had a gash on the back of my head from landing on the corner of a coffee table. Still have the scar to prove it.

Was opening a giant conveyor man way door that was (unbeknownst) full of scalding hot steam... The door was around 70 lbs and I was sitting off the edge of the platform so I had pretty much no where to go. As soon as I broke the seal the steam dumped out.... It was not fun for my face, specifically my lips, chin, or nose which lost a good amount of skin.... But all things considered I was pretty lucky to not lose more lol skins all back now too haha thank the Lord!