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[quote]Giant ball in sky come to our solar system in 2014 and launches humanity into a golden age. Human lifespan tripled and humanity colonized the solar system. But big ball had an enemy. The darkness. Centuries after the golden age began this darkness founds us and tried to kill big ball. But big ball sacrificed itself to push back the darkness and released the ghosts, tiny drones sent to resurrect dead humans who could wield big balls light as a weapon. If u want a summary of destiny 1, first we wake up, resurrected by a ghost. We kill fallen, space pirates who big ball cheated on when it gave us our golden age. We grab a jump ship and go to the Last City, where the remnant of humanity is. Long story short we learn darkness is draining traveler of its light. We get intoduced to the different bad guys. There’s the fallen, the space potatos, the rip off terminators, and a genocidal death cult. We meet exo stranger and she says we need to kill black heart in black garden and when we ask her the details, she says she needs to go to Walmart and teleports away. We meet the awoken (blue people) of the reef and ask how to get to the black garden. They say to get eye of big rip off terminator so we do and then fight multiple space potato’s and go into black garden. We fight terminators and kill black heart and that’s the end of the base game. Then in the first expansion, The Moons Haunted part 1 of 3, bacically we kill big bad leader of our friendly neighborhood death cult on the moon. Then in the next expansion, Iconic POE diologue, the awoken are attacked by fallen who they had enslaved and ask us to remove their living privileges as punishment, we oblige. Then in next expansion, Sorry about your son, the dad of the guy we killed in moons haunted comes to kill everyone, and genocides a bunch of the reefborn awoken. He also turns a bunch of space potatoes into his zombies. Cayde 6, the best NPC in the game helps us get aboard bad guys ship and then we murder big bad guy. Then in the next expansion, Boomer vs computer, we help the knights of the round table aka the iron lords kill fallen who found evil computer with nano bots. Anyway we smash computer. Then destiny 2 vaulted content. First there is Wether we’ve wanted it or not we’ve stepped into a war with the cabal in the city. Space potatoes invade the Last city. We learn they aren’t just any space potatoes, but they are an advanced unit called sweet potatoes. The sweet potatoes army captures big ball and we lose our light. We run away and find a magic plot device and get our light back. Then we have to find the vanguard, first there is bald Smurf, we find him and he gives boring speech. Then we go to find cayde but he’s to busy playing portal to help us so we smash his console to make him help. Then we have to get Ikora and we go to a farm to find a way to take back the city. We so to Dollar store Death Star and shut of the tractor beam while everyone else attacks the city. We go to face Gary, the leader of the potatoes and kill him. Then big ball wakes up and eats Gary’s soul. The next expansion is not important so that brings us to Boomer vs computer part 2. Long story short we kill a god whose also a worm and turn it into a gun. Then the next expansion, oh no not the funny robot man. We help Cayde and the purple pirate lady take care of a prison riot. Cayde relizes some important prisoners are getting away and goes to fight them alone. He as a badass fight seen but his ghost gets sniped. He gets smashed though a wall and loses his gun. Then emo boy gets his gun and they have a roast battle. During the roast battle Cayde implies he banged emo boy’s sister. Emo boy kills cayde and we get their all to late, emo boy gets away. At caydes funeral Ikora says we should kill emo boy but bald Smurf says no because he’s a -blam!- -blam!-. We say we’ll do it ourselves and meet purple pirate lady and the spider. They tell us who emo boys minions are and here they are: Big balls, tricky Ricky, need for speed, mind bender rear ender, triplexsniperboy69, back pack kid and key head. We kill them and emo boy. After that are the playable expansions listed on order: Moons haunted part 2 of 3 , beyond pvp meta, and Give us back our space drugs. I hope u find this helpful.[/quote] Amazing🤣🤣

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In short we kill bad guys for loot and do space drugs