?? Am I missing something? Like is this a reference to a meme?
Since armor 2.0, Stompees let you customize the the nodes and element type with newly dropped instances.
The intrinsic perk is
[b]Hydraulic Boosters[/b]
[i]Increase sprint speed and slide distance. Improves High Jump, Strafe Jump, and Triple Jump. [/i]
No mention of primary ammo. Everything else is customizable.