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Why do zoologists just pick up animal poop barehanded? Like, it's literally -blam!-. You wouldn't go picking up human -blam!- with your barehands [i]I used to be a farmer so ive handled my fair share of animal doodoo, but BAREHANDED?!...what in the...[/i] Why don't you listen to Unknown Mortal Orchestra? [i]I heard of one their songs and I bloody love it, (its called summertime or summer sumthin sumthin, cant recall it rn) the thought of checking them out more never crossed my mind tho for some reason. [/i] What do you think of Chris Barnes' recent comments on the state of death metal? Do you think he's just perpetually butthurt that he's not in Cannibal Corpse anymore and that the arguably more popular and well liked version of the band is the one that doesn't have him? [i]Don't put it past a musician to be pissy and/or chlidish af...musician myself so I'd know lmao[/i] What do you think of face tattoos? Not huge stupid ones or words, I mean classy -blam!- that's the size of a typical beauty mark or something that's placed where a beauty mark would usually be [i]Actually never seen one of the kind you mention so I can't say for sure what I think of em. If they aint too much a distraction then yeah I can see it workin. [/i] Marc Marquez or Valentino Rossi? [i]...who?[/i] Do you cut your French toast, pancaks and waffles then put syrup or syrup first then cut? [i]Syrup on toast? Wth...[/i] Have you seen the video of the crocodile ripping the zebra's face off? [i]Yupp, gotta love YT recommendations. I've seen far worse but that still was by no means a pleasent sight to behold.[/i] How many Karens does it take to get the manager? [i]Depends how managable the Karen(s) are/is. [/i] Will people ever realize that Dr Martens are trash now and that Solovair and Gripfast make the superior derby? [i]Unless I misunderstood, this refers to boots/shoes yes? I dont care for goin for a specific brand for brands name sake, I do however tend to buy Boots' boots. They can get a bit pricy compared to just regular shoes and even a few other boots but thats what quality costs.[/i] Would it be possible to throw a Daytona 675 engine (this is a motorcycle engine, not a car) in a bobber style motorcycle or would you have to build a custom frame? [i]Man, I know more about horses than I do about things that have horsepower...[/i] Will that person you're enamored with ever notice you? [i]Uhhh...depends if you see this.[/i] [spoiler]ok fr lol, nah probs not, since I dont even fancy anyone atm. Kinda hard to get noticed by someone who dont exist eh[/spoiler] What's the deal with airline food? No, seriously. I've never been in an airplane before so I don't get the joke.[/quote] [i]Think it has to do with how high altitude messes with tastebuds, so what taste good with your feet in the dirt may taste not as good/bad with your head in the clouds.[/i]

• Why do zoologists just pick up animal poop barehanded? Like, it's literally -blam!-. You wouldn't go picking up human -blam!- with your barehands Maybe there hands are cold, and the poo is nice and warm? • Why don't you listen to Unknown Mortal Orchestra? Because I know not of them. • What do you think of Chris Barnes' recent comments on the state of death metal? Do you think he's just perpetually butthurt that he's not in Cannibal Corpse anymore and that the arguably more popular and well liked version of the band is the one that doesn't have him? Literally who? • What do you think of face tattoos? Not huge stupid ones or words, I mean classy -blam!- that's the size of a typical beauty mark or something that's placed where a beauty mark would usually be It sounds silly, though each to their own. • Marc Marquez or Valentino Rossi? God Rossi • Do you cut your French toast, pancaks and waffles then put syrup or syrup first then cut? Syrup then cut I guess. • Have you seen the video of the crocodile ripping the zebra's face off? No, don't believe I have. Though I am interested. • How many Karens does it take to get the manager? Are we talking, American or European Karen's • Will people ever realize that Dr Martens are trash now and that Solovair and Gripfast make the superior derby? No idea what where talking about. • Would it be possible to throw a Daytona 675 engine (this is a motorcycle engine, not a car) in a bobber style motorcycle or would you have to build a custom frame? Can't see why not. It's only a small 3 cylinder • Will that person you're enamored with ever notice you? Probably not... • What's the deal with airline food? No, seriously. I've never been in an airplane before so I don't get the joke. Not sure, the food I've gotten has always been good. ヾ(≧∇≦*)ゝ

Why do zoologists just pick up animal poop barehanded? Like, it's literally -blam!-. You wouldn't go picking up human -blam!- with your barehands Because they're -blam!- metal, dude, they don't give a -blam!- about nobody • Why don't you listen to Unknown Mortal Orchestra? I should, shouldn't i? • What do you think of face tattoos? Not huge stupid ones or words, I mean classy -blam!- that's the size of a typical beauty mark or something that's placed where a beauty mark would usually be If you're going to get a tattoo, it should be a work of art that actually means something to you, not just something neat to look at. That's going to stay on your body for the rest of your life, so, as cool as it sounds to have a dragon spanning the entire width of my torso and extending down my arms, i don't want to wake up 30 years from now with a dad bod and hate myself. Placement is important: it should be somewhere where you can see it easily on a daily basis, to remind yourself of whatever it is the tat symbolizes. Arms are the best place to put one, shoulders if you want it to be a little more private, and maybe even your shins are all good placements. Anywhere else, in my opinion, is poor placement. For the face specifically, it's not the best spot because 1) you can't see it without a mirror, 2) it'll make meeting new people awkward, especially in a proffessional setting because the other person is going to be too busy staring at your face tat to listen to whatever you're trying to say, and 3) faces have a ton of tiny little muscles in them, so even a small tattoo is going get deformed everytime you change your facial expressuon, which is pretty often. • Would it be possible to throw a Daytona 675 engine (this is a motorcycle engine, not a car) in a bobber style motorcycle or would you have to build a custom frame? With enough determination, anything is possible • Will that person you're enamored with ever notice you? She left me months ago and i haven't heard a peep back, so probably not.

“Would it be possible to throw a Daytona 675 engine (this is a motorcycle engine, not a car) in a bobber style motorcycle or would you have to build a custom frame?“ It’s possible, but honestly, I’d just look into customizing one of the new triumph bobbers. My best friend recently got a Bobber Black, got a PC, had it tuned on a dyno, new intake/exhaust and it’s fantastic. It’s not as custom as building your own bike from scratch, but it’s a great platform.

- I don't know much about animal -blam!- sorry. - First I've heard of them, I'll check them out later. - Guy always seemed like a wad and prolly yeah. - I wouldn't get one but I also don't care what others do with themselves. - Marc Marquez is a cooler name. - Syrup first. - Nope. - One because they won't stop until someone calls the cops. - Dumno, I'm not picky personally. I went with Frye ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Dunno -blam!- about cars sorry. - I'm Ace/Aro. - I've flown a lot and they've only ever had pretzels, so idk where all that airline food and peanut stuff came from.

[quote]• What do you think of face tattoos? Not huge stupid ones or words, I mean classy -blam!- that's the size of a typical beauty mark or something that's placed where a beauty mark would usually be[/quote] Depends on the person. For most people, probably no. For those who can pull it off, maybe. [quote]• Marc Marquez or Valentino Rossi?[/quote] Idk who these people are. [quote]• Do you cut your French toast, pancaks and waffles then put syrup or syrup first then cut?[/quote] Syrup first. Then cut. If you cut first then it’s hard to pour the syrup on the toast evenly. [quote]• Have you seen the video of the crocodile ripping the zebra's face off?[/quote] No [quote]• How many Karens does it take to get the manager?[/quote] 9+10 = 21 [quote]• Would it be possible to throw a Daytona 675 engine in a bobber style motorcycle or would you have to build a custom frame?[/quote] Cars? Ew. [quote]• Will that person you're enamored with ever notice you?[/quote] Well we friends but not dating. Maybe soon tho… [quote]• What's the deal with airline food? No, seriously. I've never been in an airplane before so I don't get the joke.[/quote] I don’t get it either and I’ve been on an airplane. I can tell you the Biscoff cookies they give you are top tier though.