1) when there’s a large empty jar of Mayo, and when I reach to extract the last bit I get some Mayo from the rim of the jar on my hand and wrist. 2) those spiky things in the grass, they get stuck on my shoes and some how end up everywhere, trying to kill me. 3) people who rub their feet (this one is the worst) I just want to tackle them and end it right there… 4) when I’m readying a magazine or a paper and someone just grabs it. I want everyone to know, right there that I will kill you if you do that. I may regret it, but it’s all in the moment. 5) when someone punches the sofa so all the dust rises from the cushion like a cloud of smoke. 6) the people who just somewhat rinse the dishes and put it in the dishwasher expecting it to be clean. It never works, and they say I’m bad at doing dishes bc I make a puddle (I clean it up!) Also the ones who don’t rinse the sink, they just leave whatever food is left. 7) people who chew with their mouth open. 8) finally the people who post about D2 (I dare not say you-know-what here) in #offtopic