**I cleaned up where I didn't hit the beats just right in a couple places. Works way better now. Hope you enjoy a bit of a laugh. I think I did better on this one than I did for "Bungie's Mess," honestly. Was fun to do.**
"You Still Buy" by BlitzWolf69
~Parody of "Still Alive" from Portal
Look at our Triumphs.
And what of our Seals? Now that's content.
It's hard to ever make
The game feel balanced.
Bungie or 'Vision?
Can you even tell
the difference?
For the good of all players,
Except the ones who have left.
Now we hear you screaming about all our mistakes.
We just keep on patching beyond what you can take.
And the nerfing gets done, now you hate that neat gun.
But you people, we know, will still buy!
You say that you're angry.
We swear we hear, you all, right now.
So we're taking out, again,
Telesto.
And improving drop rates
On all the exotics left in Raids.
Now they'll shoot up by a whole
One percent every week.
Now, we test our data.
What a beautiful lie.
It's just like the beta
Only price is too high.
It's your wallets we burn
Yet you never seem to learn.
And you people, we know, will
Still buy.
Go on and leave us.
We're sure that you won't return again.
Maybe you'll find other games to play, too.
What about "Anthem?"
That was a joke. Ha ha.
Fat chance.
Anyway Tess has new stock,
So many emotes! Your choice.
Look at us still selling
Every update to you.
When we look online
No criticism to view.
Get a shader for your gun
Buy more styles! Now that's fun.
'Cause you people, we know, will
Still buy.
While we are laughing, we know, you
Still buy.
Though we aren't changing, we know, you
Still buy.
Content gets vaulted, we know, you
Still buy.
And while we don't care, we know, you
Still buy.
Re-skinned nostalgia, we know, you
Still buy.
You still buy.
Yes, you buy.
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Sorry to bring this back from the dead, so to speak, but I'm curious if anybody knows of a way I can get this song actually made and to sound like GLaDOS? I'm searching for ways. A friend of mine who knows a lot more about music and making music is searching. Figured I'd see who here might know of something because I'd genuinely love to make this into a proper song/video. Anyways, sorry again for the random bump. It's just been on my mind lately. Peace.
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I came up with a song called "Sunset It" which is a parody of "Eat It" which is a parody of "Beat It". Anybody wanna see it?
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I once bought this little porcelian cat from this old guy in china town. He said inside it contained magical powers. So first thing I did when I got home was finish the bag of mushrooms in the fridge, and then proceeded to bash the cat against the wall. It broke and there was nothing inside. So I went back to china town, and there was this dragon chasing me. I ran for my life, whilst eating a whole wheel of cheese. Finally found the old man, and he turned into a turtle... so I told him, "listen dude, there was no magic in that cat! It is empty" So, he turned to me and said this slowly... "A man will spend money, on stupid sh*t, take this fortune cookie for 5 dollars as your answer lies inside of it" So, I bashed open the fortune cookie and guess what it said... "Beware of the dragon" I think those mushrooms expired.... I am going to count colors now.
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Sometimes ya just gotta block an idiot to not get dragged down the same hole as them, ya know? Feels good.
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Anthem could also be replaced by outriders...and probably halo in a couple months
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