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Girraffalopeにより編集済み:
11/14/2021 7:44:34 PM
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I’m a problem solver!
Hello, it’s me, local aneurysm-smith
Are you problemed? Trouble’t? Running into Miss Steaks? Screwing up and down righty tighty lefty loosey?
I can fix you. Not for monetary gain or personal satisfaction, I simply revel in the power of influence.
Give me your follies, I might help you out, I might leave you to the vultures.
[spoiler]Girraffalope is hereby not held responsible for any negative results that may occur during or after her consultation. This includes serious injury, death, dismemberment, being softy kissed by a lawyer in a suede suit, allergic reactions, hospitalization, loss of consciousness, or any “euphoric sense of clarity that ultimately ruptures both kidneys.” By requesting consultation you agree and consent to all possible harmnations that may befall you at any given moment. Yes that’s a word, don’t look it up just trust me.
This contract is binding because Girraffalope is totally not about that life, and like why should you listen to her anyways? Desperate much?[/spoiler]
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