It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. All throughout Site-Alpha, someone has been blasting Crazy Frog, Axel F remix on nonstop loop for the past seventy-six hours. The sheer volume of the music has shattered all personnel's ability to focus and stay on task, and has ground all productivity to a complete halt. Unable to get any sleep, and sick of what is arguably the worst song ever conceived by man, Red Skull has fled Site-Alpha and retired to his private villa in Argentina. Our glorious leader has ordered Skull Team 6 to conduct a full sweep of our headquarters to locate, and neutralize, the source of the disturbance. Turn off that God-awful music! Operation: Noise Complaint is in effect. Will your holy statueness' hail HYDRA? Or will your holy statueness' support whoever is playing Crazy Frog? Don't let us down!
[T]7
[T]/
[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: Mission failed. Ant Man installed miniaturized ultra long range speakers all over Site-Alpha in order to wage psychological warfare against us. We are unable to silence them until we develop the same shrinking tech as him.