Don’t ask me how, that’s none of your business. Honestly pretty rude of you to pry. Acro, you’re short, and unfit to be president. Get ‘peached. Our new acting president is the fuzzy brown and black caterpillar I found outside today! You are not allowed to know his legal name, as speaking it summons a malicious ancient stone god, so to ensure all present parties keep their limbs we must refer to him only by his middle school nickname. Barcoffgus. On who’s authority, you ask? My authority! I am damnation and hellfire! I wear every chain and keep every key! I am the stitch that binds the banners of night and day. I cleave my sword into the sand and raise forgotten mountains. What will you do? Deny me? Everybody say hello to Barcoffgus the caterpillar