Characters Zavala - (Edit) NOT the self appointed leader of the vanguard. He is a grumpy blue man Ikora - Supposed legend at the crucible. She is the warlock vanguard. She is also worthless right now Cayde-6 - Destiny’s version of Deadpool. He was killed by an emo corrupted by darkness Riven - the “big daddy of raid bosses” (ten bucks if you know where that is from). The Guardian - Literally the City’s slave. Does everything for them and doesn’t get paid Master Rahool - worlds most boring person. Looks at archives all day. Loves the weapon “Edge Transit” Banshee - a robot with memory loss. Doesn’t know Cayde is dead half the time. Saladin - he makes the best salads. Runs the iron banana. Shaxx - loud, loveable crucible handler. The helmet stayed on The Drifter - a “rat man” who lives in the basement of the tower. Runs a darkness version of the crucible Ada-1 - a weapon smith turned seamstress. Hates guardian with a passion. Eris - creepy (though some may argue hot) hive lady. Lost her light and got a literal 3 eye The Stranger - jumps through realities to stop the darkness. She is pretty worthless The Crow - vanguard killer that turned to a guardian. Is emo and helped us stop more hive Trevor - a literal wall of death The Postmaster - goes to the bottom of the abyss to get our blue engrams Brother Vance - Osiris fanboy (Ikora’s words, not mine) Felwinters - Rasputin’s illegitimate robot son. Owns the most skilless shotgun in the game The Traveler - The most holy golf ball The darkness - space Doritos Saint-14 - the loveable Russian bear. Runs the worst game mode in the game: trials Osiris - old warlock vanguard who was banished because he wanted to study the vex. He is actually Savathun now Shaw Han - cookie cutter npc who is so nooby that he lost his friends to a wizard. Legends say he is from a distant world called “Fortnite” Devrim Kay - sniper who has actually never shot. Keeps lookout over the courtyard by the church Ana bray - knows too much about her past. Zavala didn’t like her, but now he does. Clovis Bray - egomaniacal bast*** that made exos and brought the vex to Europa Variks - fallen who was loyal to the fallen, then the awoken, then the fallen, then the guardians, then…. Mara Sov - queen only worried about herself. Struck a deal with the devil to make the dreaming city Petra - tries too hard to be cool with her British accent. The spider - aka the shores only law. He basically runs the black market and doesn’t take sides Rasputin - Russia’s greatest love machine. AI that thinks he knows what is best for humanity Failsafe - glitch AI on Nessus. Has a crush on ghost Asher Mir - the nerd. Hates Zavala and his primitive plans. Has a vex arm Sloane- trigger happy military leader. Looked at the same spot at a distance for 3 years straight. Mithrax - good guy fallen who happens to be a splicer. Helped protect the city. Amanda - Space Applejack (got this idea from some brony on a different post regarding Amanda) who sells worthless sparrows and ships. Isn’t a guardian and still fights better than Zavala Warlock Aunor - Blew up a city block full of (Edit) civilian property that had nothing to do with the conflict at hand just to catch one Dredgen. True karen of the destiny universe (credit for this one goes to Hazuki) Randal the Vandal - it’s simple: He’s Randal. Sweeper bot - something got messed up in his programming and he only sweeps 1 area for all of eternity. Races The fallen - scavengers who cut of food supply to secure ranks The hive - bug people who worship the darkness. Constantly getting their inside eaten by worms. The vex - not actually robots but the fluid inside them. Ultimate goal is to convert the universe The Cabal - militaristic space rhinos. So far, they are the only other race to use the light while the traveler is over Earth Taken - all the other factions that have been “taken.” They served Oryx, but we killed him The Scorn - zombie version of the fallen. Humans - self explanatory. Have a longer life span now, but are nearly extinct Awoken - humans that flew into a black hole. Got “awakened” and see the world differently Exo - human minds in robot bodies. When they get reset, they lose their memories