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Crota bin Oryxにより編集済み:
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Destiny - The Movie (Pitch a plot, wrong answers only)
Pitch your (wrong) plots for a movie production of Destiny.
- Keep it clean (12A)
- Keep it short
I'll go first.
- 3 hours of Contacting Destiny Servers
- Director's Cut: 4 hours of Contacting Destiny Servers
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1 返信You get dropped into the story halfway through, and the only way to fully understand what the hell is going on is if you read the first half online, but it’s a garbled mess of paragraphs that are all out of order
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1 返信A mute person with a furry yellow chinchilla that lives in a backpack must travel around the solar system collecting materials.
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3 Astronauts meet a big ball on Mars. The film follows the journey from Earth to Mars and ends just after they meet the big sphere. No Golden Age. No Darkness War. Nothing. Its cheap to make and a Netflix exclusive and it never gets a sequel.
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1 返信So this magic golf ball gets stuck in the sand trap and brings a box of crayons to life to protect it from the golf cart driving alligators, but the crayons are racist and try to kill each other but the sexy vending machine lady gives everyone cool ranch doritos. Then every did thriller until the alligators got cancer and died.
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1 返信Banshee-44: The Musical A New Light arrives at Tower to gather bounties and quests to vanquish the Evil on the horizon... Banshee-44 looks the New Light up and down and sings, "Yeah, I know what you need but I'm not selling Charged with Light mods today." End scene with all actors Dancing like a Bollywood drama!
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Evilman520により編集済み: 6/9/2021 9:13:05 AMA bunch of magical zombies destroy hordes of aliens and gods, while performing weird dances and producing strange holographic items as part of their antics. Then, they go to specific areas of the system to murder each other and squat on each others' faces while telling each other to adapt.
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Destiny The Movie: Return Of The Light But it's just a 240p cell phone recording of the hours before the Traveler underwent the smoothening (repaired itself) from start to finish, then credits roll as soon as the flash hits you.
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1 返信Double07により編集済み: 6/9/2021 1:04:20 AMThe protagonist discovers he is a reskin of the original protagonist. Later in the movie, he discovers he has been reissued a thousand times.
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1 返信Buddy cop movie of Shaxx and Eris morn but plot twist Shaxx is actually a sentient Bear with a domestic substance abuse problem in the form of bright dust.
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3 通の返信Sharknado But instead of sharks in tornados it’s shotguns in the silence and squall whirlwind
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I will play it in reverse. It is about a group space pirates slowly losing their powers and returning lost loot they have stolen losing every battle they fight. Then, you get put to sleep in a scrapyard by an annoying floating robot thing that smells like gymjock sweat because he lived in your bacpack all this time.
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1 返信The Destiny Movie A butchered plotline of the game where every possible moment a meme or reference is thrown in or waiting around a corner, from Humanity being attacked by the Garlic-flavored Doritos™️ to Gary stealing the Light to even Skolas the Kell of Orange Soda trying to download more Fallen warriors though the Vexwork and not knowing what a j.peg is. And yes, it’ll feature a cameo with SmoggyPluto. It’ll be so bad that people will flock by the hundreds of thousands just to see how bad it is that it’ll rake in piles of glimmer at the box office.
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Heshにより編集済み: 6/9/2021 1:02:10 PM"Destiny: The Movie" A non-playable Guardian becomes self-aware to the shitshow game franchise he lives in and gathers together a ragtag team to rid their world of Bungo's grip by destroying the game from the inside. Throughout the movie, there are several key plot points and gags related to the plethora of screw-ups this shitshow has harbored and perpetuated (whether it be technical, writing-wise, etc.) to serve as a satirical critique that spells out that this entire franchise is basically a bad idea that got reeeeeally lucky! I think it'd make for a great picture! Heheheh!
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1 返信Deep Stone Crypt: The Movie - hunting down a scarred, traumatised, disabled alien whom we have bullied for 6 years and killing him outside a medical facility.
