Hello everyone. I was looking through my notes recently and I’ve dug up something fascinating. Apparently, I used to write some random stories. They’re definitely terrible because I sucked at writing at the time. Regardless, I thought I’d share this for some reason. Maybe you’ll be entertained. This story is about a sketchy stalker attempting to beat my friends and myself in several competitions. I haven’t edited this story in any way. So enjoy the typos. He selects: Medicine0Man Flabber Jay Game Slayer 50 JestingWorm697 Each to perform a duel. He selects Medicine0Man to fight him in a battle of potions. The midnight stalker brews a death potion. He throws it at medicine0man who in turn dies. But, Medicine0Man is great at brewing potions. He made the mortal medicine and brought himself back to life. Medicine0Man won that duel. The midnight stalker sucks at talking clearly, as he would have know that Medicine0man's strength is Medicine. He selects Flabber Jay to a flabby contest. The midnight stalker has 20 flabs of skin. But, Flabber jay has none because he is skinny. Whoever has the least flabs, wins. This means that Flabber Jay won. The midnight stalker sucks at stalking, clearly as he would have known that Flabber Jay is not flabby. He selects game slayer 50 to participate in a game slaying competition. Whoever slays the most games, wins. The midnight stalker does fairly well, and beats that one really annoying place in legend of Zelda: skyward sword. However Game slayer 50 is really good at slaying games. He pulls out a sledgehammer and smashes in the entire dark souls trilogy. That means that game slayer 50 slated the hardest games ever (rather disrespectfully) and the midnight stalker only slated that one section in Legend of Zelda: skyward sword. Game Slayer 50 won. The midnight stalker clearly sucks at stalking, as he would have known that Game Slayer 50 is great at slaying games. He selects JestingWorm697 to a comedic digging fest. Whoever makes the funniest jokes while digging a large labyrinth, wins. The midnight stalker was very good at making adult jokes. Unfortunately, this is a rated pg competition so all of the jokes were restricted. JestingWorm697 had very weird, yet humorous jokes. In the digging section of the competition, the midnight stalker adopted the name,"caveman" because he sucked. Meanwhile, JestingWorm697 dug an entire fort and cured world hunger. JestingWorm697 won. The midnight stalker sucks at stalking clearly, as he would have known that JestingWorm697 is great at jesting and digging. The midnight stalker's mom arrives and says, "DANG IT, JOHNNY!" She continue as, "YOU SUCK AT STALKING AND ITS NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT! YOU'RE EVEN THE CREEPIEST CHILD OF MY BROOD AND YOU FAILED TO UPHOLD THE FAMILY NAME OF STALKING!" The midnight stalker's mom proceeds to pull on the midnight stalker's ear until he is out of view all the while he screams, "BUT MOTHER?!!!" Turns out, the midnight stalker's mom is actually the daylight stalker, a hugely wanted criminal. Neither stalkers were seen for another 3 years.