I heard on talk radio you don’t even need ‘em. They’re just an egghead government plot. Open up your eyes man. They’re trying to control global warming. Get it? G-L-O-B-A-L. That’s code for UN commissars tellin’ Americans what temperature it’s gonna be in OUR outdoors. I say let the world warm up! Let’s see what Butros Butros Ghali Ghali thinks about that! We’ll grow oranges in ALASKA!