Good evening everybody! This is Aifos coming to you alive from whatever form of presidential residence Offtopic provides for its supreme leader!
And it’s time to choose the folk that shall be on our silly made up government alongside me! First and foremost, I have a few positions I would like to offer to particular peoples. You are of course welcome to decline, but if you accept, remember not to take your position that seriously, because this is all just for fun!
-RagingRedhead, for your contribution in the form of [url=https://i.imgur.com/NLKx3IS.jpg]this amazing banner[/url], I would like to put you in charge of our silly made up military!
-Sylver, for being the one to nominate me in the first place, I would like to offer you the position of Officiant! What does an Officiant do? I don’t know! But it sounds fancy, right?
-Panzer, for being my most vocal supporter, I want to have you as a tank in our silly made up military! You will likely never be deployed, but you can get a fancy logo painted on your hull!
-And finally, Acro, for being an honorable adversary, I would like to offer you a position of your choice! Within reason, of course!
Now then, what you’ve all been waiting for! It’s time to choose my second in command! To those offered a position above, you can still participate, but bear in mind if you win, you foreit your other position!
In order to apply to be VP, you must answer the following questions! If you do not have an answer to any given question, don’t skip it, and instead write down something funny or clever to make me laugh.
After there have been sufficient applications and/or after a sufficient amount of time has passed, I will choose whoever has my favorite answers!
Please quote each question and write your answer beneath it. Makes it easier on me. Now, let’s begin!
[b][u]The Vice Presidency[/b][/u]
Questions pertaining directly to the VP position.
1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what?
2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once)
3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to?
4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts?
[b][u]RP Stuffs[/b][/u]
As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here.
1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC?
2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before)
3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city?
4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline)
[b][u]Other Questions[/b][/u]
Title self explanatory.
1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is?
2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?
3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included)
4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please.
But that’s all for now, folks! Jambuhbye!
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6 通の返信Ah, now that the VP is closed, I can finally answer these questions! [quote][b]The Vice Presidency[/b] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what?[/quote] I'm serious to the point of waiting until applications close so no one accidently picks me! [quote]2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once)[/quote] I've given up on that. Having tried hundreds of times for the past millennia with it always ending in your memory wiped, well... it gets kinda discouraging if I'm being honest. I'm sorry I even tried. [quote]3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to?[/quote] Sure. Don't expect to get you position back, but sure. [quote]4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts?[/quote] I just did a couple questions ago... [quote][b]RP Stuffs[/b] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC?[/quote] *laughs* *turns dead serious* Both. [quote]2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before)[/quote] I try not to get involved in politics, especially when concerning Atlantis and provincial territory arguments. [quote]3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city?[/quote] I can neither confirm nor deny any special actions nor names of Aifos, without first the secretary's approval. [quote]4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline)[/quote] Kermit, Elmo, Ernie, and a certain government official whose name shall not be named. [quote][b]Other Questions[/b] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is?[/quote] I must admit, [i]Tiny Monsters[/i] (mobile) provided hours of entertainment for little me, so I [i]have [/i]to list that. As for you... whatever is the name of that game with the girl who pinches her chin with a sweat-beaded brow or puts her hand on her hips all happy-like. You use her a lot. [quote]2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?[/quote] Mommy's homemade french-fries. [quote]3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included)[/quote] Fred Astaire's. That thing's got to be magic. [quote]4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please.[/quote] Silivagant! I like forests... [quote]But that’s all for now, folks! Jambuhbye![/quote] Um... yes?
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2 通の返信I lose my computer charger for a week and my fav candidate wins. I MISSED THE VICTORY PARTY... (assuming we had one...?)
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3 通の返信This is Operator 6O to Offtopic, come in Offtopic. Now that applications are no longer being accepted, I have been cleared to provide the correct answers to each question, if anyone is curious! [quote][b][u]The Vice Presidency[/b][/u] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what?[/quote] The less serious the better, and preferably no plans at all! [quote]2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once)[/quote] Every other week in the hangout post is the best case scenario! [quote]3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to?[/quote] Preferably yes! [quote]4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts?[/quote] The cheesier the better! [quote][b][u]RP Stuffs[/b][/u] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC?[/quote] Player is preferred. [quote]2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before)[/quote] This one’s a secret; you’ll have to wait and see! [quote]3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city?[/quote] Either; 6 or 7 Either; Xi & Six, or Six & Divine. [quote]4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline)[/quote] *static*, Manny, Dolly, and Ambition (clone) [quote][b][u]Other Questions[/b][/u] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is?[/quote] Aifos was hoping yours was something he’d never heard of, his is Skullgirls. [quote]2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?[/quote] Baked or mashed, obviously! [quote]3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included)[/quote] His is Mumbo-Jumbo’s, from Teen Titans. He’d want me to specify he means the old series, not Go!. [quote]4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please.[/quote] Tintinnabular, serendipity, or amorphous! Variations (such as tintinnabulation, or serendipitous) work, too!
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11 通の返信Nightmare Tuneにより編集済み: 12/27/2020 8:52:15 PM[b][u]The Vice Presidency[/b][/u] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what? About as seriously as a talking can of pringles! And I’m planning on.....hm....I’ll do [i]something[/i]! 2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once) I’ll try once a month, every month and a half at least! 3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to? Yeah, just gotta tell me what to do! 4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts? Hmm......if I feel like it! [b][u]RP Stuffs[/b][/u] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC? Player, of course! 2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before) Hmmmmm.....because it would be cool? 3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city? I think.... 5-6? And currently it’s....I can’t remember the name, so Robo Aifos and Puppet Aifos?....Ehh, I’ll just call it Other Aifos because of the Coroline feel it kinda gave me. 4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline) I uh.....sadly don’t. [b][u]Other Questions[/b][/u] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is? Probably Hollow Knight for me! And uh.....Indivisible or Blazblue? (I think Blazblue is indie.....) 2. What is your favorite potato-based dish? Mashed potatoes!....like seriously, they’re great. 3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included) ALMOST FORGOT!....Professor Layton’s top hat! 4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please. Sassafras, because it’s fun to say! Edit: Added in top hat
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1 返信I’m not one for politics, so I’ll let someone else have the vote! Plus, I’ve got no time to write. These Skitarii aren’t going to paint themselves! [spoiler]Hecking Spitifres [/spoiler]
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1 返信The competition is looking fierce! So fierce i might have a Beelzebub moment from the tension of it all. [spoiler]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/a3/5c/15a35c9fe9400646a1fb87bf7bac9ed6.gif [/spoiler]
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1 返信[quote]1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what?[/quote] Moderately. I most likely won't use it in a tyrannical way. I will use it serious enough to get the job done but still keep it in comical spirits [quote]2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once)[/quote] 2-4 times. I will make a grand effort to murder you, in a nice way. [quote]3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to?[/quote] most likely yes, there's a very small chance I'll be busy to but I'm glad to help. [quote]4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts?[/quote] Most definitely, as cheesy as possible. [quote]1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is?[/quote] Shovel knight, best damn platformer in the west. Best 8 bit music too. Idk yours though. [quote]2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?[/quote] Crinkle cut fries. [quote]3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included)[/quote] A classical top hat with it's own mononcle [quote]4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please.[/quote] Orange
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1 返信[quote]1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what?[/quote] Use it to meet new people and make lasting friendships [quote]2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once)[/quote] Lets take baby steps and go for 2, maybe 3 [quote]3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to?[/quote] https://youtu.be/EHGO75yKRow [quote]4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts?[/quote] Hell no [quote][b][u]RP Stuffs[/b][/u] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC?[/quote] Npc [quote]2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before)[/quote] Cause underwater citys kick ass [quote]3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city?[/quote] No idea for either of those [quote]4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline)[/quote] The horsepeople nil, covid and the other 2 [quote][b][u]Other Questions[/b][/u] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is?[/quote] Im guessing its skullgirls or wherever those anime girls you keep posting are coming from Mines terraria [quote]2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?[/quote] Lays original [quote]3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included)[/quote] [url=https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/f4/00/6bf4000232097999c170e45a0385be3b.jpg]this fine gentlemans[/url] [quote]4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please.[/quote] Pneumococcus
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1 返信1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what? I would take it as seriously as the VP irl does. 2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once) Considering I'm the leader of the Order of Whispers, I'm guessing at least 5.27 times. 3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to? If I wasn't busy at the same time, yes. 4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts? Pfft, no. I'm perfect the way I am. RP Stuffs As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC? NPC 2. Do you know why Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before) Potatoes 3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city? No idea 4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline) No idea Other Questions Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what mine is? Into the Breach. Yours is Skullgirls, I believe. 2. What is your favorite potato-based dish? French fries a re a classic, but I have to say that good scalloped potatoes are amazing. 3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included) I do particularly like the generic top hats seen in Victorian era media 4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please Panphobia, which is not the fear of pants, but rather the fear of everything.
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27 通の返信*Leans on sword with a lopsided grin on my face.* I have a feeling the days ahead will be brighter for Off-topic. Perhaps this shall be the greatest term in the history of the Republic!
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16 通の返信[quote]-RagingRedhead, for your contribution in the form of [url=https://i.imgur.com/NLKx3IS.jpg]this amazing banner[/url], I would like to put you in charge of our silly made up military![/quote] Haha! Mr. Soon-to-be-president, I would be honored to take up this position. May the banner fly in peace, yet always be ready for when the war-bell rings!
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1 返信As Officient, I shall be a diligent and focused... doer of things! Am I trying for VP? Eh, maybe! I’m content so long as I may participate, and am willing to do so as helpfully as I can. Just for kicks and on an off chance I’m the preferred candidate, I’ll answer the listed questions. A1: I’d like to help in presidential endeavors where I can; I don’t think I have quite the initiative for the presidential role, per se, but I think I would do well in a helpful subsidiary role. A2: Any time that I’m both given the opportunity and have decided on a zany new method of murder. A3: If given an outline on what specifically is intended, yes. I’m not afraid to admit that I may not have the confidence to fully improvise off of no material, though I believe I’m competent enough to deftly build off a groundwork. A4: Sure. Perhaps I’ll have a touching rehab regimen and a “Chronic Assassins Anonymous” group. B1: I think I’d prefer being an NPC so as to interface with the players and help develop the experience. B2: I’ll admit, these next few questions will ruin my chances! B3: - Several!(?) - Aifos the Benevolent and Aifos the Merciful...? - Aifos the Benevelent enough to forgive me for not being caught up. B4: One of them’s Ambition! ...I think. C1: Celeste! Wait, no, Risk of Rain 2. Rivals of Aether! As for yours, I’m thinking of one that’s just on the edge of my mind but I can’t quite conjure, so that one aside... Skullgirls? C2: Hash browns. C3: I’m not sure anyone could wear a better top-hat than Professor Layton. C4: Symposium! That is all. I sit in anticipation of classy underwater cities.
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4 通の返信[quote] [b]The Vice Presidency[/b] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what?[/quote] Well, not too seriously, but it would be excellent evil practice... [quote]2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once)[/quote] One large attempt on the third Friday of the fifth week on Neptember, and... hey, if I tell you, you can.plan for it! We don't want that. [quote]3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to?[/quote] Depending on the contents, no-yes. Yes-no. Nes... Ah, never mind. [quote]4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts?[/quote] If I do, it won't be cheesy! [quote][b]RP Stuffs[/b] 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC?[/quote] Probably a player. [quote]2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before)[/quote] Nope. [quote]3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city?[/quote] Do I look like an ammo bank to you? [quote]4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline)[/quote] Not really, no. [quote][b]Other Questions[/b] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is?[/quote] No Man's Sky. No, I don't know yours. Sorry. [quote]2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?[/quote] *mouth waters* Chop it up, grease a pan real good, put it on, sprinkle opulently with cheese, then throw it in the oven until the taters are soft and the cheese has melted. [quote]3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included)[/quote] The one worn by belt-fed shotguns. [quote]4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please.[/quote] Can't say it.
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3 通の返信Hmm, what job should I take. I can be the secretary of assassination attempts. I will attempt to assassinate you at least once a week.
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5 通の返信SillyLilMahlにより編集済み: 12/27/2020 9:19:12 PMJust doing this for the heck of it, though if I do become VP then that will be very unexpected on my end | [quote] [b]The Vice Presidency[/b] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. | 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what? | Depends on the position, the same can be said for all the other parts of this question. | 2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once) | Might try poison though that’s too on the nose, probably something along the lines of ‘explosive chandelier’ | 3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to? | I’d rather not “interfere”, though if it is truly a necessity then it will be done. | 4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts? | Really don’t have a plan on even -blam!- one. Besides, why even bother if it really has no affect on the overall presidency, yours I mean. | [b]RP Stuffs[/b] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. | 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC? | Player | 2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before) | Haven’t really been paying attention so I have no answer | 3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city? | I don’t know though I’m just going to say that it’s within the range of the countable cardinal numbers. | 4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline) | No, not really | [b]Other Questions[/b] Title self explanatory. | 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is? | For you, no, but mine is Hollow Knight | 2. What is your favorite potato-based dish? | Mashed Potatoes | 3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included) | Henry Stickmin Toppat Clan Tophats | 4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please. | Ordinal | But that’s all for now, folks! Jambuhbye![/quote] | Single question/statement: | I might end up using a character of mine, seeing as I have more than one, that can breath underwater. I can remove this ability for your Rp’s when they are posted
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14 通の返信[quote]2. What is your favorite potato-based dish?[/quote] *offers frenchfrycutters* Aye, that ^ be one word.
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2 通の返信TheDragonLord83により編集済み: 12/27/2020 10:05:38 PMI don't usually win things liie this, but i'll be damned if i don't try [quote][b]The Vice Presidency[/b] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what? If it'a serious i'ma be a'serious, if it not'a serious i'ma not'a be serious. Probs try to start a few RPs and fail miserably. 2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once) Whenever the mood strikes je, especially wyen i'm in a bad one. Not though! I have a short fuse! 3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to? Gotta be super specific with what you want written or wyere you want the RP to go story wise. 4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts? -blam!-, because i do not believe in redemption, or good people for the matter. [b]RP Stuffs[/b] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC? Player, but i can go NPC if the need arises. 2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before) No, unfortunately i do not, as i cannot find the knowledge that you seek. 3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city? Six to seven-ish. Unless you haven't updated the loore dump as of late then its a trick question -blam-. Xi-14 and Six/Saphire (getting that other mother viby mado from this one ladies and gents). I assume Six/Saphire since they aren't a literal walking talking soul fueled time bomb, but I got this damn itch in my eaf that it is Bomb aifos. 4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline) Unfortunately i wasn't concived in this reality when that wonderous sight of you losing was embedded in history with your face. So i never got to read of any puppets. [b]Other Questions[/b] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is? Terraria, but untitled goose game is riding up there on second. Idk, but ii your going to tell me if i tet elected. 2. What is your favorite potato-based dish? Mashed potatos with hm-hmph lip smacking good gravy. 3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included) I fancy me a cat in the hat, Top hat thank you very much. 4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please. GLORIOUS!!!! Followed by other captilized words. [spoiler]https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.869292389.5854/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u1.jpg[/spoiler] But that’s all for now, folks! Jambuhbye![/quote]
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2 通の返信[quote]Good evening everybody! This is Aifos coming to you alive from whatever form of presidential residence Offtopic provides for its supreme leader! And it’s time to choose the folk that shall be on our silly made up government alongside me! First and foremost, I have a few positions I would like to offer to particular peoples. You are of course welcome to decline, but if you accept, remember not to take your position that seriously, because this is all just for fun! -RagingRedhead, for your contribution in the form of [url=https://i.imgur.com/NLKx3IS.jpg]this amazing banner[/url], I would like to put you in charge of our silly made up military! -Sylver, for being the one to nominate me in the first place, I would like to offer you the position of Officiant! What does an Officiant do? I don’t know! But it sounds fancy, right? -Panzer, for being my most vocal supporter, I want to have you as a tank in our silly made up military! You will likely never be deployed, but you can get a fancy logo painted on your hull! -And finally, Acro, for being an honorable adversary, I would like to offer you a position of your choice! Within reason, of course! Now then, what you’ve all been waiting for! It’s time to choose my second in command! To those offered a position above, you can still participate, but bear in mind if you win, you foreit your other position! In order to apply to be VP, you must answer the following questions! If you do not have an answer to any given question, don’t skip it, and instead write down something funny or clever to make me laugh. After there have been sufficient applications and/or after a sufficient amount of time has passed, I will choose whoever has my favorite answers! Please quote each question and write your answer beneath it. Makes it easier on me. Now, let’s begin! [b][u]The Vice Presidency[/b][/u] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what? I'll take it seriously, but I'll be satirical when need be. 2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once) At least every month, but I'll try every week. 3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to? Depends on the posts, but most likely yes. 4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts? No, the failed attempts will hold their own. [b][u]RP Stuffs[/b][/u] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC? Player. 2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before) No, I don't. My guess is because he wanted to. 3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city? I don't know, but [i]The First Aifos[/i] is the best Aifos. 4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline) No idea. Want to hear a potassium joke? K. [b][u]Other Questions[/b][/u] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is? Terraria. 2. What is your favorite potato-based dish? Mashed Potatoes. 3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included) Dr. Suess' hat. 4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please. Pyromaniac. But that’s all for now, folks! Jambuhbye![/quote] A small question of my own for [i]The First Aifos[/i], would I be able to use my character (Nova) in the underwater city?
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2 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 12/27/2020 6:32:20 PM[quote] [b][u]The Vice Presidency[/b][/u] Questions pertaining directly to the VP position. 1. How seriously will you take your position? Are you planning on doing anything with it, and if so, what? Some stuff I haven’t decided yet. Possibly be the Attorney General and we can do a war on crime. 2. How often will you try to assassinate me, only to fail in a comically ridiculous way? (note that it is required at least once) In the span of my theoretical appointment, I will attempt to assassinate you more then 66 times, the first being an exploding doormat. 3. If I were to be particularly busy one week, could you take over that week’s posts if I requested you to? Easily. 4. Are you planning on making a cheesy redemption arc near the end of my term, to make up for all the failed assassination attempts? Well, as I’m technically dead, I could, but that would be frowned upon, so no. [b][u]RP Stuffs[/b][/u] As one of my campaign promises was about RP stuffs, I thought I’d throw in a few questions here. 1. Participation in my underwater city is preferred, with your character being VP. Would you rather appear as a player, or an NPC? I would prefer my pointer finger, Keria, be the one appearing as she is themed to be sort of a sea magic person, and good with making stuff happen. She also has giant coral stuffs. 2. Do you know [i]why[/i] Aifos (the character) wants to build an underwater city? (He’s mentioned it before) Something wants him to, something evil. 3. Do you know how many Aifos there have been? Who are the current 2? Which one is building the city? 7. 4. This plotline was originally taking a different path, when I lost last election. Do you know who the four “puppets” are? List their names! (if I dive back into the RP full throttle I promise I’ll find a way to finish up that plotline) I guess Relius Clover, Nu-13, Hazama, and Vor? [b][u]Other Questions[/b][/u] Title self explanatory. 1. What is your favorite indie game? Do you know what [i]mine[/i] is? Don’t play very many. Is No Man’s Sky one? And no sir, I don’t. 2. What is your favorite potato-based dish? Raw potatoes, or mashed potatoes. 3. What is your favorite top hat you’ve ever seen? (fictional top hats included) I love the one my Namesake wears in London. https://i.inews.co.uk/content/uploads/2019/06/GoodOmens_103_02736_RT2_fnl.jpg 4. What is your favorite word? Keep it appropriate, please. Astronomica. [/quote]