Star Wars! A New Hope! But made with a keyboard and emojis! Part 15!
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Vodka: He is here...
Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi! What makes you think so?
Vodka: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Tarkin: He must be dead by now.
Vodka: Do not underestimate the power of the force.
Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
*beep*
Tarkin: Yes?
Officer: Governor Tarkin, we have an emergency alert in detention block A A-twenty three.
Tarkin: The princess! Put all sections on alert!
Vodka: Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.
Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.
Vodka: Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone.
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Can: Oh! The garbage chute was a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered! Let's get out of here! Get away from there...
Luke: No wait!
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Luke: Will you forget it? I already tried it. It's magnetically sealed!
Leia: Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed.
Can: Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here. You know, it's not going to take them long to figure out what happened to us.
Leia: It could be worse...
Can: It is worse.
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Luke: There’s something in here with us.
Can: That’s your imagination.
Luke: Something just moves past my leg! Look! Do you see it?!
Can: What?
Luke: Help!
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Can: Luke!
Leia: Luke!
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Luke: Blast it! My gun is jammed!
Can: Where?
Luke: Anywhere!
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Can: Luke!
Leia: What happened?
Luke: I don’t know it just let go of me and disappeared.
*Metal clanging*
Can: I’ve have a very bad feeling about this.
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Luke: The walls are moving!
Leia: Don’t just stand there, try to brace it with something!
Luke: Wait. C3P0! Come in C3P0! C3P0! Where could he be?
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Trooper: Take over.
C3P0: They’re madmen! They’re heading towards the prison level. If hurry you might catch them.
Trooper: Follow me. You stand guard.
C3P0: Come on R2.
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C3P0: Oh! All this excitement has overrun the circuits of my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
Trooper: Alright.
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Can: Get on top!
Leia: I can’t!
Luke: C3P0!
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C3P0: They aren’t here. Where are they?
R2D2: Beep.
C3P0: Use the comlink? Oh, my! I forgot turned it off!
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Can: One thing’s for sure. We’re all gonna be a lot thinner!
C3P0: Are you there, sir?
Luke: C3P0!
C3P0: We has some trouble.
Luke: Listen to me! Shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level, will you? Do you copy?
C3P0: Shut them all down R2! Hurry!
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*metal clanging stops*
*Excited happy noises*
C3P0: Listen to them! They're dying, R2! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master!
Luke: C3P0 we’re alright! You did it. Hey... hey, open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number... where are we?
Can: Three-two-six-eight-two-seven.
End of part 15.