You spot a flyer on a telephone pole in Offtopic City.
It says, “The Shadow’s Of Crowley are auctioning off our counterpart’s possessions as he doesn’t need them anymore. Beginning time:-“ The time is in ten minutes. The location is a store on the outskirts of Offtopic.
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12 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/16/2020 5:11:05 PMLot 9. 666 takes on a grin on his spectral facade. “Whoever buys this, becomes the primary shareholder of Cimeries Industries. The products made before the purchase are not property of the new CEO, and the new CEO has no jurisdiction over any of the sentient products made prior to the new leadership.” Price:20,000,000,000. Sold To The Grey Lord.
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11 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/14/2020 5:54:07 PM
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5 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/14/2020 11:05:35 AMLot Ten. Description:The Schematics To The Hellion-Class Dreadnought. Price:10,000. Rescinded Due To Lack Of Bidders.
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26 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/13/2020 10:14:14 PMLot 8. A Cursed Weapons Collection. Not in the way you think. Price:20 Bucks. SOLD TO MR. DONOVAAAAAN!!!
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19 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/14/2020 5:58:41 PMLot 66. Description:A Gold Ring. Other details will be given to buyer. Non refundable. Not able to be gotten rid of. Free. But make your mind up before you do. It will have consequences. Cursed To-I mean sold to Mr. Donovan.
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Lots 5 and 6:ALREADY SOLD TO MADAME XYUN. H.S.S Trinity “Just like the Trinity of ancient religions, this ship will rule the universe.”-Lord Crowley Manufacturing Information Manufacturer:Hell Drive Yards, Hell In Exile Line:Star Guardian Model:Colossus-Class Dreadnought Class:Star Defender, Cruiser, Space Station Cost:Not available for sale. Technical Specifications Length:3,000 meters (battlecruiser prototype) 20,000 meters (Dreadnought production model) Hyperdrive Rating:Class 0.75, Backup:Class 2 Hull:Heavily modified, and armored, Viscount-Class Star Defender Armament:Heavy Turbolasers, (2,500) Firing Arc: 15 batteries fore, 20 batteries starboard, 20 batteries port side, 15 batteries aft Turbolasers, (2,500) Firing Arc: 15 batteries fore, 25 batteries starboard, 20 batteries port side, 15 batteries aft Assault Concussion Tubes:500 Firing Arc: 100 fore, 150 starboard, 150 port side, 100 aft, Ammunition:500 per tube Heavy Ion Cannons:900 Firing Arc:30 batteries fore, 60 batteries starboard, 60 batteries port side, 30 batteries aft Point Defense Laser Cannons:1000 Firing Arc: 40 batteries fore, 60 batteries starboard, 60 batteries port side, 40 batteries aft Heavy Tractor Beam Projectors:80 Firing Arc:20 fore, 20 starboard, 20 port side, 20 aft Shielding: Massive regenerating deflector shields, Triad-Type oscillating shielding, Complement 400 Normal Starfighters Standard Complement: K-Wing Assault Starfighter-100 B-Wing Starfighter-100 A-Wing Starfighter-100 TIE Defender-100 About 500 support ships, shuttles, troop transports, drop ships, and landing barges Crew 50,000 Multiple squadrons of repair droids Passengers 48,000 troops 10,000 support ship crews Cargo Capacity 250,000 metric tons H.S.S Triunity “The crown jewel to a trio that will be the pride of Hell...”-Lord Crowley Manufacturing Information Manufacturer:Hell Drive Yards, Hell In Exile Line:Star Eradicator Model:Challenger-Class Dreadnought Class:Star Defender, Cruiser, Space Station Cost:Not available for sale. Technical Specifications Length:3,000 meters (battlecruiser prototype) 20,000 meters (Dreadnought production model) Hyperdrive Rating:Class 0.75, Backup:Class 2 Hull:Heavily modified, and armored, Viscount-Class Star Defender, Armament:Heavy Turbolasers,(5,000) Firing Arc, 25 Batteries Aft, 25 Batteries Starboard, 25 Batteries Portside, 25 Batteries Rear Point Defense Laser Cannons,(5,000) Firing Arc, 25 Batteries Aft, 25 Batteries Starboard, 25 Batteries Portside, 25 Batteries Fore Proton Torpedo Launchers,(500) Firing Arc, 125 Tubes Aft, 125 Tubes Fore, 125 Tubes Starboard, 125 Tubes Portside Ammunition(For Each Tube), 50 Torpedoes each tube Shielding: Massive regenerating deflector shields, Triad-Type oscillating shielding, Complement: Normal Complement: -300 K-Wing Starfighters -300 X-83 Twintail Starfighters Crew 50,000 Multiple squadrons of repair droids Passengers 100,000 troops 10,000 support ship crews Cargo Capacity 300,000 metric tons
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9 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/13/2020 9:22:07 PMLot 4:The Trimurti. Description:Super Heavy Custom Dreadnought design, Minimum Price:1,000,000,000 Credits. IF YOU BUY ONE, YOU BUY ALL THREE. NO NEGOTIATIONS. AND IT’LL BANKRUPT YOU. [spoiler] H.S.S Trimurti “This ship reminds me of a trio of gods, that were rumored to have 3 forms.”-Lord Crowley Manufacturing Information Manufacturer:Hell Drive Yards, Hell In Exile Line:Star Annihilator Model:Daemon-Class Dreadnought Class:Star Dreadnought, Cruiser, Space Station Cost:Not available for sale. Technical Specifications Length:3,000 meters (battlecruiser prototype) 20,000 meters (Dreadnought production model) Hyperdrive Rating:Class 0.75, Backup:Class 2 Hull:Heavily modified, and armored, Viscount-Class Star Defender Armament:Heavy Turbolasers, (3,000) Firing Arc: 15 batteries fore, 20 batteries starboard, 20 batteries port side, 15 batteries aft Turbolasers, (3,000) Firing Arc: 15 batteries fore, 25 batteries starboard, 20 batteries port side, 15 batteries aft Assault Concussion Tubes:550 Firing Arc: 100 fore, 150 starboard, 150 port side, 100 aft, Ammunition:500 per tube Heavy Ion Cannons:1000 Firing Arc:30 batteries fore, 60 batteries starboard, 60 batteries port side, 30 batteries aft Point Defense Laser Cannons:1000 Firing Arc: 40 batteries fore, 60 batteries starboard, 60 batteries port side, 40 batteries aft Heavy Tractor Beam Projectors:100 Firing Arc:20 fore, 20 starboard, 20 port side, 20 aft Long Range Heavy Turbolasers:5 Firing Arc:2 starboard, 2 portside, 1 aft Shielding: Massive regenerating deflector shields, Triad-Type oscillating shielding, Crew 50,000 Multiple squadrons of repair droids Passengers 100,000 troops 10,000 support ship crews Cargo Capacity 300,000 metric tons [/spoiler] Sold To Madame Xyun. [spoiler]gets popcorn* [/spoiler]
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8 通の返信Beastmaker129により編集済み: 7/13/2020 8:23:17 PM“LOT 3:A 1933 Bentley. Description:Heavily modified, several WMD’s hidden in the tires, powered by a rather demonic force, etcetera. Base Price is 200,000.” SOLD TO MR. DONOVAAAAN!!!!
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3 通の返信[i]a man enters the room and sits down. As he descends into the warm embrace of his chair, he lets out a moist fart. Not just any fart, but the fart to end all farts. The ender fart. The fart that channeled the energy of every fart that ever came before. The man closest to him stood no chance. He felt the heat and wind wash over him and didn't even have a chance to react before being dissolved into primordial stew. The people further away were not as fortunate. As the fart mixed with the air of the room it only became diluted enough to kill in a few seconds instead of an instant. 7 seconds after the Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito's reckoning everyone in the room had perished. Luckily the room was sealed. Until the next morning. The next morning the janitor foolishly opened the door to the auditorium and inadvertently caused the gas to flow freely through the building, washing over him and burning away everything he ever was in the process. The gas eventually wafted into the computer lab, where at that exact moment a Samsung galaxy note 7 happened to be charging. At that moment the Samsung galaxy note 7's battery decided life just wasn't worth living anymore and cried out its last breath, a howl of spark, flame and toxic lithium gas that would react so violently with the fart cloud that the resulting 300 megaton explosion actually set the atmosphere itself ablaze. There was nothing humanity could do to save itself. By the time the calamity had run its course, the entire planet was a charred, barren, oxygen depleted hellscape. [/i] The end.
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5 通の返信[i]Ambition arrives at the store, dressed in a heavy trench coat and inquiring about rare items.[/i]
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12 通の返信Keriaにより編集済み: 7/12/2020 11:52:16 PMLOT #1. The Shadow stands at the pulpit, and starts to speak. "Lot Number One. Category:Real Estate. Description:"This shop." Minimum bid is 100,000, not including repairs." SOLD to Madame Xyun for 550,000
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7 通の返信“Looks interesting. Maybe I can find something there.” The Exo says. He grabs his sword and heads there.
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1 返信[spoiler]I don’t think I’ll be around much today. How long will this be on? [/spoiler]