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Derpy Taco11により編集済み: 3/3/2020 4:45:08 PM
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Star Wars! A New Hope! But made with a keyboard and emojis. Pt 10

_————————————————_ 🦎🦀 🦖🐉 🎃🤖\——————/🐻 🎅🏿😃 —————————————————- Luke: Are you all right? What's wrong? Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. You'd better get on with your exercises. Can: Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em. _————————————————_ 🦎🦀 🦖🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻 🎅🏿 🥫 {•} 🗡😃 —————————————————— Can: Don’t everyone thank me at once. Anyway, we should be at Alderaan about oh-two-hundred hours. C3P0: Now be careful, R2. R2D2: Beep. _————————————————_ 🦎 🦀☠️🐉 ! . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻 🥫🎅🏿 {•} 😃🔪 —————————————————— *Angry Chewbacca Noises* C3P0: He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help you. Can: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee. C3P0: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid. Can: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their socket when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. C3P0: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win. Obi-Wan: Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. Luke: You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan: Partially. But it also obeys your commands. _————————————————_ 🦎🦀 ☠️🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻🥫🎅🏿 ! {•} 🗡😵💥 —————————————————— Can: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Luke: You don’t believe in the force, do you? Can: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Obi-Wan: I suggest you try it again, Luke. _————————————————_ 🦎 🦀⚔️🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻🥫 😃⛑🎅🏿—————————————————— Obi-Wan: This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Luke: With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight? Obi-Wan: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with you feelings. _————————————————_ 🦎 🦀⚔️🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻🥫🎅🏿 {•} 🗡⛑ —————————————————— _————————————————_ 🦎 🦀⚔️🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻🥫🎅🏿 {•} 💥🗡⛑ —————————————————— _————————————————_ 🦎. ☠️🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻🥫🎅🏿 {•} ⛑🔪💥 —-——————————————— _————————————————_ 🦎 🐉 . 🎃🤖\——————/🐻🥫 😃⛑🎅🏿—————————————————— Obi-Wan: See, you can do it. Can: I call it luck. Obi-Wan: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. Can: Look, going good against remotes is one thing. Going good against the living? That's something else. Looks like we're coming up on Alderaan. Luke: You know, I did feel something. I could almost see the remote. Obi-Wan: Good. You have taken your first step into a larger world. End of pt 10

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