—————————— _________ / \ / | | | | | | / 😶😶😶😶🤔👾 \. ./ Stormtrooper: Which way? —————————— _________ / \ / | | | | | | / 😶😶😶😶🤔👾👉 \. ./ Stormtrooper: Alright men. Load your weapons! ____ ____ / _| |_ \ // || || \\ // || || \\ // ||_____|| \\ / __| |__ \ /_\ / .— .| | ~--. \| | /.~ __\ | | /__~.| | .~`=='\ | | / _.-'. | / / \ | | / .-~ _.-' | +---+ \ _.-~ | `=----.____/ # \____.----='🥫 😃🤖 .=---~~~~\ (_) /~~~~~---=. 🎅🏿🎃 | /`---'\ |🐻 \ \ / \ / / `. / \ .' `. /.__________.\ .' `--.___________.--' Luke: What a piece of junk. Can: She'll make point five beyond the speed of light. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself. Chewbacca: *Chewbacca noises* Can: We're a little rushed, so if you'll hurry aboard we'll get out of here. ____ ____ / _| |_ \ // || || \\ // || || \\ // ||_____|| \\ / __| |__ \ /_\ / .— .| | ~--. \| | /.~ __\ | | /__~.| | .~`=='\ | | / _.-'. | / / \ | | / .-~ _.-' | +---+ \ _.-~ | `=----.____/ # \____.----='. ! 💥🔫😶 .=---~~~~\ (_) /~~~~~---=. 🥫 🔫🤔😶 | /`---'\ | 💥🔫😶 \ \ / \ / / `. / \ .' `. /.__________.\ .' `--.___________.--' Stormtrooper: Stop that ship! Can: Chewie, get us out of here! C3P0: Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel. —————\ l•l @ %*. @ \ l•l \ | 🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌 ——————|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The @ symbol represents the millennium falcon during larger parts. ____ ____ / _| |_ \ // || || \\ // || || \\ // ||_____|| \\ / __| |__ \ /_\ / .— .| | ~--. \| | /.~ __\ | 💥 | /__~.| | .~`=='\ | | / _.-'. | / / \ | | / .-~ _.-' | +---+ \ _.-~ | `=---.____/💥# \____.----=' .=---~~~~\ (_) /~~~~~---= | 💥./`---'\ | |o| \ \ 💥/ \ / / `. / \ .' `. /.__________.\ .' `--.___________.--' |o| |o| Can: Our passengers must be hotter than I thought. Try and hold them off. Angle the deflector shield while I make the calculations for the jump to light speed. Chewbacca: *Chewbacca noises* Can: Stay sharp! There are two more coming in; they're going to try to cut us off. Luke: Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast. Can: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're going to find yourself floating home. We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose them! Here’s where the fun begins. Obi-Wan: How long before you can make the jump to light speed? Can: It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the navi-computer. Luke: What’s that flashing? Can: We're losing our deflector shield. Go strap yourself in, I'm going to make the jump to light speed. *light speed noises* ? |o| ? ? |o| |o| Pilot: Where they go LoL 🌍 🎱 Motti: We've entered the Alderaan system. ___________ ____________________ >>> |//😶 😶😶 |\\😶 🍾 0000=🤔 ⛄️ |//😶 |\\😶 >>> ——————————————- Lea: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life! Leia: I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself! Tarkin: Princess Leia, before your execution I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now. Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Tarkin: Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that'll be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power... on your home planet of Alderaan. Leia: No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly... Tarkin: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system! Leia: Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Tarkin: There. You see Lord Vodka, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready. Leia: What?! Tarkin: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your Rebel friends soon enough. Leia: No! Imperial: Commencing primary ignition. ———————————————————— 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🎱 ———————————————————— 🌍 Jim: Hey, Barry? Barry: Yeah Jim? 🌍 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Jim: I’m kinda cold. Are you cold? Barry: Yeah I’m a little cold. 🔥 🌍🔥🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔥 Jim/Barry: Oh God!!!! 💥 End of part 9 End of act 1 Beginning of Act 2