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1/21/2020 5:55:30 PM
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Trump
Alright, now that I have your attention. In the years of World War 2, Germany attempted to invade Russia. They didn't realize that Russia had the secret weapon of ice cream. This ice cream was transferred over to the US during the Cold War by Russian deserters. Trump ate this entire childhood, which means he has the powers to end Communism for Murica! Of course, he will also destroy America. During World War 2, the Germans feasted on chocolate. You know who else likes chocolate? Wisconsin. Wisconsin's famous export is cheese, which is what Trump is made of as he is a Cheeto. Therefore, Trump will destroy himself. End of story
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1 返信[quote]Of course, he will also destroy America.[/quote] [b][i][u]DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM.[/u][/i][/b]
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5 通の返信Cheeto flavored ice cream. #patentpendingdonotstealthisideawearelawyerswelikemoneyduh
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2 通の返信Derpy Taco11により編集済み: 1/21/2020 7:14:27 PM
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4 通の返信I have failed to draw out the political fanatics. I am truly sorry, I have failed my country. It was an honor serving O7
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1 返信I cannot articulate the amount of disappointment I have in you for not typing Russian desserters instead of deserters.
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