_______________________________________ | |. _——-_ |🎃. 😀🤖 |[][][]. /———\. —————————————————— C3P0: Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good. I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move! Luke: It just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get out of here! C3P0: Is there anything I might do to help? Luke: Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me of this rock. C3P0: I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things. Not on this planet, anyways. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on. Luke: Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. (Luke Failed Geography. While Tatooine is far out there it rest on the edge of the entrance into the outer rim meaning that the planet is not the farthest away... i think.) C3P0: I see sir. Luke: Uh, you can call me Luke. C3P0: I see sir Luke. Luke: Just Luke. C3P0: And I am See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, Artoo-Detoo. Luke: You got a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action. C3P0: With all we've been through, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as we are, what with the Rebellion and all. Luke: You know of the rebellion against the empire? C3P0: That's how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning, sir. Luke: Have you been in many battles? C3P0: Several, I think. Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not much more than an interpreter, and not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting, anyways. (Proceeds to persuade an entire tribe of Ewoks to fight against the Empire by telling stories) R2D2: Beep! Luke: Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you on a cruiser or... _______________________________________ | | ! _——-_ ! |🎃. ⛄️ >🤖😐 |[][][]. /———\. —————————————————— Leia: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You are my only hope. Luke: What is this? R2D2: Beep? C3P0: What is what?!? He asked you question... What is that? R2D2: Beep. C3P0: Oh, he says it's nothing, sir. Merely a malfunction. Old data. Pay it no mind. Luke: Who is she? She’s beautiful. R2D2: Beep.(Luke Stop! I don’t think she’s 18 yet!) C3P0: I think she was a passenger on our last voyage. A person of some importance, sir -- I believe. Our captain was attached to... Luke: Is there more to this recording? R2D2: Beep. C3P0: He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these parts. And it's a private message for him. Quite frankly, sir I don't know what he's talking about. Our last master was Captain Antilles, but with what we've been through, this little R2 unit has become a bit eccentric. Luke: I wonder who she is. It sounds like she's in trouble. I'd better play back the whole thing. R2D2: Beep. C3P0: He says the restraining bolt has short circuited his recording system. He suggests that if you remove the bolt, he might be able to play back the entire recording. Luke: H'm? Oh, yeah, well, I guess you're too small to run away on me if I take this off. Okay. R2D2:(you're too small to run away on me) [!] R2D2 will remember that. _______________________________________ | | _——-_ |🎃. 🤖😀 |[][][]. /———\. —————————————————— Luke: Well, wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back! Play back the entire message. R2D2: Beep? C3P0: What message? The one you're carrying inside your rusty innards! Beru: Luke! Come to dinner! Luke: Alright I’ll be right there! I’ll be right back. R2D2: Beep? C3P0: No, I don’t think he likes you at all. R2D2: Beep? C3P0: No, I don’t like you either. —— ———— | |. 🥃🌮 😀/————\🙂🙃 —————————————— Luke: You know, I think that R2 unit we bought might have been stolen. Owen: What makes you think that. Luke: Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says he belongs to someone called Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have meant old Ben. Do you know what he's talking about? Well, I wonder if he's related to Ben. Owen: That old man's just a crazy old wizard. Tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit into Anchorhead and have its memory flushed. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now. Luke: But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for him? Owen: He won't, I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father. Luke: He knew my father? Owen: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to prepare the new droids for tomorrow. In the morning I want them on the south ridge working out those condensers. Luke: Yes, sir. I think those new droids are going to work out fine. In fact, I, uh, was also thinking about our agreement about my staying on another season. And if these new droids do work out, I want to transmit my application to the Academy this year. Owen: You must understand I need you here, Luke. Luke: But that’s a whole ‘nother year. Owen: Look, it’s only one more season. Luke: Yeah that’s what you said last year when Biggs and Tank left. (Who names their child tank?) —— ———— | |. 🥃🌮 😀 /————\🙂🙃 —————————————— Beru: Where are you going. Luke: It looks like I'm going nowhere. I have to finish cleaning those droids. Beru: Owen, he can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him. Owen: I’ll make it up to him next year, I promise. Beru: Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him. Owen: That’s what I’m afraid of. (Foreshadowing) ☀️ ☄️ _________ | \____ | | 😀 —————————————————— (I really wish this scene could be better but the IPhone has lots of limitations) _______________________________________ | | _——-_ |. 😀 |[][][]🎃 /———\. —————————————————— C3P0: It wasn't my fault, sir. Please don't deactivate me. I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning; kept babbling on about his mission. Luke: Oh, no. C3P0: That R2 unit has always been a problem. These astro-droids are getting quite out of hand. Even I can't understand their logic at times. (You know all this could’ve been avoided if R2 just told C3P0 that he was carrying the data so that they could destroy the big laser moon in the sky) Luke: How could I be so stupid? He's nowhere in sight. Blast it! C3P0: Pardon me, sir, but couldn't we go after him? Luke: It's too dangerous with all the Sandpeople around. We'll have to wait until morning. You know that little droid is going to cause me a lot of trouble. C3P0: Oh, he excels at that, sir.