Once upon a time a group of tids lived at the base of mountain, and at the top of this mountain was a glorious treasure. So, every day the group of tids would climb up the mountain to try and get the treasure, but at the top of the mountain also lived a feasome giant, and every day he refused to give up his treasure, and kicked them all back down. One day the tids were all about ready to give up, when a rabbi saw them all crying at the base of the mountain. “Little tids,” said the rabbi. “why are you crying?” “The giant keeps kicking us down the mountain!” The little tids said. “Well let’s all go up the mountain together, then. I’ll talk to the giant for you.” So the tids and the rabbi all climbed the mountain together, but once again the giant refused to give up his treasure, and kicked all the tids back down the mountain, but not the rabbi. “Mr. giant..” Asked the rabbi. “Why didn’r you kick me down with the tids?” And then the giant said.. [spoiler]”Silly rabbi! Kicks are for tids!”[/spoiler]