"hello there Mr. Bro welcome back" "Please don't call me that" "Oh my bad sir, Mr Primarch? Or was it timestarch?" "Non of the above but it don't matter at the moment. I'm here to cash in on my Emperor all in one insurance plan? May I? "Of course sir I'm just gonna go down a list of everything covered in the plan alright?" "Isn't everything covered in the pla-" "500 unmanned drone ships, 600 war speeders, 100 tanks, 5000 sets of yellow armor-" "Gold! Golden armor" "Of course sir, 5000 sets of golden armor, 64 dreadnought ships, a golden keep, 300 terminator armor sets, and one exterminatus!" "Wonderful! We'll be back and operational soon enough" "Actually sir I do have to ask. You see your plan that you agreed to will only cover whatever was destroyed in conflicts not started by the owner. Looking over the report you pulled the exterminatus without it being attacked first" "Yeah..." "So the exterminatus will not be covered" "BUT THAT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE ONE!!!" "I'm sorry sir it's just what you've agreed to. You should expect to have everything eligible for insurance to arrive at what remains of your door step in 6 business days!" "Alright... Thank you Miss"