Sounds like you’ve got an overbearing mom.

I can’t wait to see who’s alt this is. LBN4 troll says he’s not an alt blah blah blah

Your commitment to the role is commendable. Might I suggest mentioning that she is a Black Bear? That way you can add some racial tension to the overall troll 👍

I've said it before and I will say it again, I harbor no Ill will towards you. While I personally believe this is not real, you claim it is so I will treat you like it is. You need psychological help. You speak the language of humans, you use the tools of humans, you have the same hands as humans, you are a human. While I understand having a deep love and passion for a specific animal, (I personally love foxes) that does not make you the animal. You can identify with the animal, but that doesn't make it right. I could identify as let's say a red panda because I am solitary, but sharing a few traits with an animal does not make you that animal. You are a human, you have the physiology and genetic code of a human. You stated that you were being forced into a profession you did not enjoy, that must have been very traumatic and have effected you profoundly because it shattered your psyche and you snapped and latched onto the first thing you saw, which happened to be a bear. This idea of being a bear stems from somewhere else deep in the corners of your fractured mind. To be blunt you are delusional please seek help for your own sake. Even if you think nothing is wrong with you, please just talk with a psychologist.

Don’t you think your “female bear friend” is not a fellow Therian, but is just using you by pretending to be a bear like you?

get 👏🏻your👏🏻own👏🏻place👏🏻

Have you thought about getting a nice bridge and a few goats?

You? You got a girlfriend? Suurrreeee

Where are you right now?

i cant speak bear sorry

... Well I mean for one, bears live outside, so maybe you and your sow can go find a nice hole, or cave to go live in for a while, it'll be very bear-like, sleeping on top of each other, having cubs, those cubs dying, hibernation, being hunted, seems like a very bear thing to do, and that's what your all about right? Being a bear? Also, thanks for the copy pasta... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

You know what? If you have an attraction to a female bear, go for it. Try to mate with her now that she’s in heat. If she bites and claws you just roll with it, don’t be scared. Bears like to be rough. Let me grab my popcorn first.

Inb4 a hundred people get triggered and bandwagon on the hate train to be "cool."

I saw you when I went on vacation a few months ago to the mountains. I tried to feed you a pop tart but you weren’t having it. https://imgur.com/a/nVxjNpg

If you were truly a bear, you wouldn't need to live in a house.

Real bears live outside