F*kit, might as well have some fun! - post your most ridiculous requirements below!
Mine would be:
1) - Must be having 780 Max Light or above (will b chekin).
2) - Must hav truTh Catalyst & or Unnerfed Whisper.
3) - Must be ambidextrous and have an unloved ginger step brother called Jim.
4) - Must have cleared 20+ Heroic Menacherrys.
5) - Must have blue eyes and blonde hair only. Female only
6) - Must love dogs.
7) - Must have a Manslave of Eris that has access to destiny 2 servers.
8) - Must be a former recovering juggler for a travelling circus.
9) - Must have 4th Subclass unlocked.
10) - Must not play Fortnite.
11) - Must have less than 1,000 baryon boughs.
Edit: Dmg04 joined the chat!
Updated: - Need 2 for Patrols on EDZ - Ergent. need hlp plz.
need 7 ppl now. add me on GT:
[spoiler]SpoilerBoy4U[/spoiler]
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michaelにより編集済み: 6/27/2019 11:33:34 AMI know this was a joke before it was out to make fun of LFG but I doubt it is actually like this. If you know how to do normal menagerie there is literally no change in strategy for heroic, you just have to be higher light and actually pay attention but there isnt really anything to KWTD from what I gathered
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Must have Powerlevel over 9000! Must be super-saiyain. Must have Kahmahamaha or Big Bang attack.
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I don’t know about you, but many did it with randoms, no strat, no mic, no fail. My post was “Menagerie Heroic” Got filled in 15sec. May be try yourself?
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These were some genuine requirements I used to use in lfg in destiny 1: Must have exactly 13 teaspoons in cutlery drawer. Must have a neighbour called Steve within 3 house radius Must have a south facing garden Must have <insert random spaceship here> - (I actually enforced this one, and was only satisfied once I saw 6 of the same craft flying into the raid) Must have a phone number with only 2 odd digits. Must be able to do a reasonable Chewbacca impression
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I once read on LFG: [b]Must have curly hairs[/b] I responded that I qualify but not with my head... Never got an invite. What did I do wrong?
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Haha, I like that your requirements state 'females only' AND 'must be a manslave to eris'
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Must have sacrificed a goat Must be a virgin Must not be loved by your family Must have no life Must know what to do and absolutely make no mistake or you get kicked and reported Must have fully masterworked ghorn (will check) Must be 800+ light level Must have gone flawless in trials 100+ times Must have a 20.0+ KD