You’ll need a cannon, a ton of gunpowder, a tablespoon of the hottest hot sauce you can find, and a field of cacti.

Steps to destroying a watermelon: -Acquire a can of hairspray -Acquire a jug of gasoline (or other combustible substance) -Acquire a knife -Acquire a lighter -Acquire a sledgehammer Step 1: Cut a hole in the watermelon's outer peel (large enough to pour liquid into the hole, but not too large). Keep the carved out piece for later. Step 2: Pour gasoline into the watermelon, leaving it to soak into the flesh overnight. Step 3: Reseal the watermelon using the removed peel from step 1. Step 4: Set up the watermelon approximately 30-40 feet away from any nearby structures. Step 5: Take your lighter and hairspray out and get ready for some [i]fun[/i]. Step 6: Throw them away and go beat the shit out of the watermelon with a sledgehammer. Physical violence is the only [i]real[/i] way to destroy a watermelon. Step 7: Seriously, what kind of wimp uses anything but a sledgehammer? Breaking things by brute force is [i][u]fun[/u][/i]!

High velocity forehead

High caliber, high velocity, hollow point marshmallows.

Explosives

Hammer is probably the most satisfying way to go

Crush between thighs while some thigh lover watches.

Stepping on it shows your dominance the most, but rubber bands is much more work and more respectable as well. Go whichever path you choose.

Am I the only one who remembers Gallagher?

Ill destroy it by eating it. They’re really good for you. But if i had to choose one of your 3 id say hammer.

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Freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Then pack it with C4.

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