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8/24/2018 3:53:17 PM
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If Offtopic was a prison, what would your role be?
I'd be the pervert warden who starts to jerk off as soon as a female inmate that I just talked to leaves my office.
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Oh wait Offtopic is a sausage fest. I'd be in a white neo [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] prison gang probably. My job is to make laundry where I have to work with some black guy (who of you is black?) that I become friends with.
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No seriously I'd probably just be some inmate who just tries to get his prison time over.
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2 通の返信SuperJohnJohnにより編集済み: 8/25/2018 8:14:20 PMI would be the fixer, or the plug. [spoiler] [quote]Pluuh WALK, I don't even understand' how the phu my pluh talk[/quote][/spoiler] Or I'd turn jewish and start recording videos called Caged Wisdom
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I'd be the hardened inmate who refuses to join either the Bungie Defense Force or the Brotherhood of Mindless Bungie Hate, but who no one messes with because he's six-nine, 300 pounds, and has three shanks, a zipgun, and a cosh hidden in various hidden pockets of his bright orange coveralls.
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5 通の返信The only reason I’d be in prison if o was investing to far into something the authority’s told me not to. Like a murder. The Markarth guards arrested me for that reason in Skyrim once
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3 通の返信The non-convict janitor that has to clean up after every single poo-flinging fest that happens on a daily basis.
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10 通の返信We probably all be inmates, the ninjas would be guards and so forth. I’d probably be in there for something small. Probably by association and I’d probably not be there long
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1 返信I'd be the one dude to turn the other inmates against each other and sit watching while they fight
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I'd probably be the one guy who doesn't talk to anyone, except on very rare occasions. I probably wouldn't be there for long though, I'd probably do something like tax evasion.[spoiler]Must... have... more... guitars[/spoiler]
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1 返信The annoying overly religious guy who is secretly running the mafia from the inside. And helping murderers find god of course.
