>Be 21
>Gf 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life
>Find out he has no money, no residence
>Moved here for a job and can't afford apartment
>I decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drink beer, watch football
>Afterwards, find out girl is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now
>One night, eating with wife
>She admits Joe -blam!- her and she isn't ready for a commitment
>Go home in a -blam!-ing rage
>Throw out all Joe's shit
>I'm gonna kill him when he gets home
>He walks in, and I punch him hard in the face
>His eye swells up, like a ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>I duck under and sweep his leg
>I get pissed, and go to get my handgun
>I confront Joe with it
>He runs out to his car and -blam!-ing hightails out of here
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He asks why I've been so depressed lately
>I tell him if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe
>I'd been married long time ago
>Where did you come from where did you go
>Where did you come from cotton-eye Joe