I will do whatever you want me too if we get this to a thousand comments!
Edit: I'll go nuts later but now I'm just busy
Edit 2: please do at least 25 posts... about whatever, maybe even just two periods, a day. Thanks!
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!-ing dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!-ing dead, hinge-head.
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What the Shishka did you just say to me you little peg boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the flood and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Sapphire,TFS The Flood Sanctuary, Emerald, Sociopaths United and I have over 300 confirmed Camnator accounts. I am trained in #Destiny warfare and I'm the top poster in the #Gaming forums. You are nothing to me but another John Cena. I will ban hammer you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum. Mark my -blam-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Achronos. As we speak I am contacting Desembodied Soul, Recon Number 54, DeeJ and Marty O'Donnel and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Fox News. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your -blam-ing porch day, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. And I can kill you in over 777 ways and that's just with my bare penis. Not only am I extensively trained in Raven stomping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of image macros service, Secondclass accounts, Bungie.net system encryption software and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the flood. You little Felecia, if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your -blam-ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your paying the price, Shadows peg boy. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam-ing Verbatim kiddo.
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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