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Destiny 2

Destiny 2 について話し合おう
1/7/2018 4:55:13 PM
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So, A Hunter Walked Into A Bank For A Loan...

...He walked up to the teller and spoke : "Hi, I'm signing in from FROG company. I'd like to apply for a loan." The teller eyed him up, and rustled in her chair. "I'm sorry, we don't give loans to FROG company members." The hunter gave her a grimace, and took notice of her name tag to try to be polite. "I'm sorry Ms. WHACK, but I need this loan to properly bury my father, Mick Jagger; and he's pretty famous, so I need a lot of money." The teller laughed, but decided to amuse the hunter anyway. "Even believing your story, what type of collateral would you have for this loan? Obviously you can't rely on your 'father' Mick Jagger, seeing how he is dead and all." The hunter rustled through his garbs, and eventually pulled out a small, pink elephant. "Here. Take this, from my travels." He handed the pink elephant to the teller, and she looked at it oddly. "I'll have to show this to my manager first." She left the room and went to her manager's office. "What do you want PADDY? I told you not to disturb me. Is this about that Hunter I saw on surveillance?" "Yes, he gave me this pink elephant as collateral, but I'm not what it is, exactly." The manager took up the pink elephant, eyed it for a while, and then said : "This is a KNICK KNACK, PADDY WHACK, give that FROG a LOAN, his father was a ROLLING STONE!" = = = = i'll see myself out

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