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Satan Isn't Evil
Satan, Lucifer, The Devil, the Thunder From Down Under, The -- uh... He's not evil.
First off, he's an angel, or at least was. He was created by God himself. He was banished to Hell and transformed after refusing to worship humans, which I agree that he shouldn't have had to. He was an angel, after all. We should have been worshipping [b]him.[/b]
Hell is not his domain of torture where he pulls people in to cause suffering because he hates the existence of humans. Hell is a place technically created by humans, as we are the ones who sin.
Also, Satan convinced Eve to eat the fruit, which apparently granted intelligence or something. He's the reason behind human intelligence.
I have proof too. I read this on the internet, heard a guy say it, and watched some videos. I then compiled the information here.
Yay for science!
[spoiler]*comment about lotion*[/spoiler]
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1 返信moist nanaにより編集済み: 6/4/2017 8:44:01 AMSatan is Allah, no shit look it up, it was referenced many times before the Quran was ever written.
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2 通の返信Satan was just a rebellious teenage angel wanted power. Then got arrested by the HPD Sherriff Gabriel, and got a biblical criminal record. Now he is on parole.
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6 通の返信[quote]I have proof too. I read this on the internet, heard a guy say it, and watched some videos. I then compiled the information here. Yay for science![/quote] Yup. Thats about how "science" works.
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1 返信DOTx3により編集済み: 6/3/2017 6:47:05 PMNaw he's a pretty cool guy and stuff. Solving crimes, babysitting the detective's daughter. Nice guy
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Rhynerdにより編集済み: 6/3/2017 3:38:29 AM[quote]I have proof too. I read this on the internet, heard a guy say it, and watched some videos. I then compiled the information here.[/quote] This line here really reminds me about an old bit of satire somebody made about how arguments were being made, by using the same tactics to make an argument about Britain handling their economic issues by making it so babies could count as food products. I should try and find it sometime.
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2 通の返信Well uh, it more goes: >Best looking angel >"screw you God I'm fabulous" >"lol you and your rebellion are cast out" Satan doesn't live in Hell and punish people. Him and the rest of his angels are on Earth.
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24 通の返信Lennyにより編集済み: 5/31/2017 8:24:17 PMJust so you know Satan/Lucifer is not the Antichrist, the Antichrist is a demon with equal power to God (the Antichrist is the red guy with horns and a pitchfork) (Satan has a human body with a goat head) This is just to inform everyone
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19 通の返信Wait satan wasn't told to worship humans. He was banished because he wanted the power of God. He wanted to rule and be worshipped. The fruit Eve ate was from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. It introduced man's ability to sin and do wrong. It didn't give humans intelligence, it taught us corruption. And considering Satan was cast out of heaven before the first human died I would say Hell was in part made for Lucifer and the other fallen.
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28 通の返信He created music (besides vocals), was the first being to demand equal rights, gave us intelligence and higher cognitive function, gives us what we want and doesn't condemn pleasure, and he's evil. God is anti-love, anti-sex, anti-money, anti-achievement, anti- wanting to better oneself, gives free will but murders those who go against his wishes, condemns 60 odd % of the planet, and is the good one. I know who I'd back. Of course, this is if the Bible is true.
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13 通の返信Dredgen Kierroにより編集済み: 6/1/2017 2:12:33 AMTo all in disagreement. Explain why the Satanic bible says "all sex must be voluntary" "don't have sex with animals or children". Yet there's several cases God allowed rap e; Lot's daughters getting him drunk and rap ed him. God told soldiers to kill all men in a village, taking all the women as wives. There's also the case that if a woman gets rap ed, her rapist is to pay the woman's father then marry the woman. Love at first rap e.
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7 通の返信[quote]He was an angel, after all. We should have been worshipping him.[/quote] Shouldn't we worship his creator instead?
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3 通の返信[quote]I read this on the internet[/quote] "Everything on the internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln (1926)
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