Always looking for the competitive advantage
Edit: Getting reports this morning that atleast 36 warlocks have been killed in a MOAB strike, my condolonces, i didnt expect the internet to overreact to something small
On another note, i play all three classes, enjoy them equally and just wanted to see how much passion you all have for your characters, the fact that some strongly defend their class or attack another suggests a strong emotional attachment, thats what makes our community so unique. You guys may be salty or you may be the people triggering the salty, but we're all part of the same family, Be kind to eachother.
Science has shown a direct correlation between space magic and bad internet connection. Those connected to McDonald's WiFi are more likely to choose a warlock. This is because they live next to a fast food restaurant, and eat there all the damn time. They are overweight, and the warlock dress makes them feel pretty. This causes a rush of endorphins which interferes with the WiFi signal, because space magic. It's a very vicious, and very fat cycle.