So, my wife & I ordered the "D Is For Destiny" children's book for, well, our children. For those who may not know, it is basically a Destiny themed alphabet book, wherein each letter has its own page and revolves around some Destiny based word (e.g. T for Traveler, F for Fallen, V for Vex, etc). Well anyway, it just arrived today and I sat down to read it to my 3 kids (ages 5, 3, & 2, which will be relevant in a moment). I have a major gripe with this book. And most of you will think it's unimportant. But I don't.
When we got to the letter X, it was a pair of couplets about "Exo". They used "Exo" for the letter X. Now, fellow Guardians, since I am communicating with you via text format, I want you to look and tell me: Does "Exo" start with X? I'm not teaching my kids coincidental sounds, I'm teaching them the alphabet. Even my 5 year old (told you it would be relevant) was "reading" along with me (looking at the words on the pages), and said "But Daddy that word doesn't start with X". I had to explain to her that it at least contains the letter X, and the way it's pronounced could sound like it starts with an X.
Hmm. Let's see if we can collectively come up with a prominent Destiny related word that actually [i]does[/i] start with the letter X. If only it were currently Saturday, then maybe something would spring to mind. Oh wait...
Got there yet?
Xür. X. X is for Xür.
This is disappointing. I realize it's not a huge deal. But come on. I mean, really?!
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10 通の返信If your teaching your kids the alphabet, you probably shoulda got a real alphabet book 😁
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8 通の返信silllyにより編集済み: 3/12/2017 11:21:13 PMA is for Abysmal B is for Boring C is for Cancer D is for Disappointment E is for Elephant F is for Failure G is for Garbage H is for Hunters are Trash I is for Ir Yut J is for Joke K is for Killing the industry L is for Load of Garbage M is for Moronic N is for Nerfs O Is for OmG this game is terrible P is for Pineapple Pen Q is for Quests are trash R is for Repeating S is for Sucks T is for Trash U is for Underwhelming V is for Vault Space W is for Wow this game is trash X is for Xur broke this game Y is for Yelling at your TV over this trash Z is for Zebra [spoiler] I want my upvote[/spoiler]
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3 通の返信G is for... [spoiler]GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES,PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SCANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS[/spoiler]
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1 返信Haha...not related but I have to come with this because we are talking alphabet books about themes we love: I got the "C is for Cthulhu" book and is nice 😊
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9 通の返信If it was truly based on Destiny, the book would have you repeat A,B,C,D, & E relentlessly before moving onto F and then once they add G they make A,B,C,D,E & F obsolete, and so on. And by the time the book gets around to the letter K, they quit support for it with the announcement of "D is for Destiny 2." And no, A through K do not carry over.