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The First Aifosにより編集済み:
3/6/2017 9:43:39 PM
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Unscripted death stories?
Good evening everybody. This is Aifos, coming to you alive from somewhere in the general vicinity of the Ring of Metal.. Where I have lost a dear companion.. Or.. Robotic horse companion, I suppose.
If you're anything like me, you overreact at your partners/minions dying unscripted deaths, especially when its preventable. Let's hear some stories about those robots/marines/orcs/etc. dying! :D
Oh, and I'm sorry for your loss(es).
I have two stories for you today. The first is from the relatively new game Horizon: Zero Dawn. (no big spoilers)
[spoiler]I was on my way to the "Revenge of the Nora" quest, where I encountered my second Sawtooth. I had a Strider Mount at the time, and turned the corner, to see a Sawtooth and two Watchers. Panicking, I ducked back around the cliffside, and silently took out the Watchers. As I slipped back behind the corner, the Sawtooth slowly followed.
Little did I realize my Strider was directly in its path. The fight, or rather execution, was over in seconds, and my Strider was dead. In rage I went to get revenge on the Sawtooth, accidentally aggro-ing a group of Scavengers. I fought until dawn until dusk, and a legion of Scavengers lay dead at my feet, and I went to finish my revenge.
My Strider wounded the Sawtooth enough that a Fire Arrow, followed with a spear jab could end it.
I went back to my Strider's corpse, and mourned, as I told it that a legion of Machines lie dead in vengeance. Rest in peace.[/spoiler]
The second is from the relatively old game: Bioshock 2. (spoilers to a mission)
[spoiler]I summoned a security drone named Bubba at the beginning of the level. Bubba stuck with me the whole time, until I reached a religious gathering, where the boss was. Bubba had disappeared, and I killed them all in rage, under the presumption they killed him. Once done, I proceeded to search for Bubba's corpse.
Turnd out, he wasn't dead, and for that I rejoiced. But my celebreation was cut short, when the boss decided to flood the entire level. I screamed at Bubba to run as the water rose, but he wouldn't listen. I ended up under the open ocean, Bubba completely torn apart by the water. ;-;[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信When I made it to Mexico in Red Dead, the horse I'd had for the entire game walked into the river during that cutscene and died. I was talking to what's-his-face, and in the background my horse slowly trotted into his watery grave.
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2 通の返信I was fighting (slaughtering) a group of bandits on a mountain. Shadowmerr was close to the edge.suddenly a dragon came out of nowhere and knocked him off I proceeded to rage and kill everything I saw for the next ten minutes.Plus when I went to revive him at the pool thing in front of the sanctuary it wouldn't work.😭
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To add on to the Fire Emblem loss records, allow me to mention the sheer amount of losses I accrued in one playthrough: I only had 5 units available at the moment poison weapons and wyvern riders became a thing. Three of them were Lords, and one was a dancer (before they carried swords).
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1 返信>Lydia runs in front of me while Im using lightning bolt >Have not saved in an hour >Reload save anyway
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1 返信LuchingBison01により編集済み: 3/9/2017 5:15:25 AMRed dead redemption. Riding along collecting flowers (for 100% completion) and a lady tells me to go get her cart back. I hogtie the thief and throw him on my horse, then I jump on the cart and ride back. I turn the corner, see her a few yards away. "Thank you so much miste-" A -blam!-ing cougar jumps out and kills her! So after I kill it, I decide to untie the thief and let him go (because why not), and as he hobbles off around the corner, ANOTHER cougar jumps out and kills him! So I kill this one, and remember I need to collect some pelts. During the annoying skinning animation, I hear my horse die. And wouldn't you believe it, I get killed by another mother-blam!-ing cougar.
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1 返信I share played Horizen Zero Dawn and managed to get a pile of logs to fall on my friends robot mount thing while running from some other robot things. I'm pretty sure he was pissed.
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[spoiler]49 times, we fought that beast. Your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet, With a Woman's face too. -Aw, that's rad! And it was waiting in the bushes for us, Then it ripped off your dad's face. He was screaming something awful. In fact there was this huge mess, And I had to change the floors. -The floors? You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, And I had to change 'em. But we all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for us. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. -Yo, Never knew My dad He didn't Care about me. Dead horizon, Is all my macro-binoculars see. Moisture-Farming All my life And not a drop spilt. My aunt and uncle, double suns, And sippin' blue milk. My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk. But then a desert hobo came and told me, -We all got Chicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for us. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Hold me when I open like a flower. Hold me right. Yeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time, A long time. -I think my cooking's awesome. I've got her picture in my photo wagon. -Ha ha, keep it poppin'. Yeah, She'd probably love to Honky tonk. (She'd probably love to Honky tonk.) That's what I said. I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no. I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find any more, -Crispy bodies by the door. 49 times, yeah it was 49 times. And now it might be waiting for you. Could be hiding behind that scrap pile. -That's just a big cow. I know you really want someone to hold you, But we all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for us. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no. I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no.[/spoiler]
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16 通の返信*flashbacks to the first Fire Emblem playthrough I ever did* No...not another one...please have mercy...
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11 通の返信*fire emblem flashbacks* They were kids, man... kids! All because I didn't check the formation... an army between the real soldiers and them. God, Joshua's wife too... Other than that, I've gone on plenty of rampages because people killed my turret, Martha, in BL2.
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2 通の返信My horse in red dead lasted the entire game to be mawled down by coyotes when my back was turned on some field outside blackwater, I turned around and went into deadeye mode and head shotted those bastard coyotes. It was a nice horse man
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1 返信I probably have a fair few of these moments but the only ones that come to mind are Far Cry Primal and my Sabertooths ability to get hit by my spears. I'll tell it to hold back aim up a shot and lo, and behold my Saber's gone off just in time to jump attack the enemy and take my spear to its head. I also like to keep as many Marines alive in Halo1-3 dunno why but 4-5 the marines just never get the same treatment. Though it is why I'm only half way through Halo Wars2 gotta keep my units alive.
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2 通の返信Vizardにより編集済み: 3/8/2017 3:18:37 AMI lost my robot horse too but it fell by TWO Rock Brakers. Let us pray for its poor soul and may it find much grass and lots of robotichorse pussy in the other side. Amen 👍😢
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14 通の返信My first encounter with Rockbreakers in Horizon began with me riding on a Strider and ended with a screenful of machine, shortly followed by a loading screen.
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2 通の返信Went to the hunter trial for the thunderjaw challenge hit it with a override his in the bush let it kill everything got blazing sun stepped out to collect reward didn't realize override timer ran out got disc launched to death
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3 通の返信Everyone from noble team. Jorge: a marine could've -blam!-ing pressed that button. There were still plenty around! Kat: Just a -blam!-ing dumb death Carter: ALLAHUL SNACKBAR!!!! Emile: He got stabbed in the -blam!-ing back. WHY WASNT HE USING HIS GODDAMN RADAR?! Noble six: nope. Got nothing bad to say about him. He died like a -blam!-ing badass.
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1 返信I lined up a perfect fus ro dah on a bridge against a bandit chief, and just in the nick of time lydia had gotten off of one knee and managed to get next to the chief as the shout went off. I reloaded the save
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3 通の返信This is more of a humorous story than anything Me and a friend playing GTAO heists on ps3 (he didn't have a ps4 at the time) took the whole day to finish pacific standard, which we did multiple times to this point. Randoms ruined us for the whole day and at the mission with the barracks that you need to get, we struggled so hard. We got to the bridge, set up the ambush, failed a few times. Then out of nowhere it came at the fastest speed it could, backwards, off a cliff It hurt from all the laughing
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1 返信thewiz248により編集済み: 3/8/2017 12:44:51 AMIn Shadow of Mordor I made an archer captain my friend. I was doing the bow mission with the fire arrows and he showed up and started killing Uruks while I was running around trying not to die and complete the bonus objective. I soon saw him fall to the horde of Uruks trying to kill me and I killed all who opposed me in revenge.
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3 通の返信I cant vount the amount of times Ive shot my skyrim companions in the back of the head while they're fighting something. I should do a perma death run, every companion in the game would be dead before me.
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1 返信Let's just hold a moments silence for all our characters who dodged off a cliff/under a tank/into a dragon due to our own incompetence.
