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chapelchain268により編集済み:
2/22/2017 3:35:54 AM
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How Bungie Deals with problems:
Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!"
Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire"
P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!"
Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house"
P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!"
Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯
P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?"
Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out."
P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!"
Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?"
P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!"
Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)."
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Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)
Edit 2: so I noticed that some people are sort of missing the point of the comic and just think I'm bitching about the nerfs. The post was mainly made for humor value but it did have a point that some people missed. So I made a new post that explains my opinion and reasoning for making this post in as much detail as possible. You can find the post here: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222566264/0/0][/url]
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3 通の返信While your analogy is hilarious, ... it is not a "fact". It is not a factual statistic that can be backed up by research. That word is really being abused these days.
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2 通の返信Ghostfire239により編集済み: 2/20/2017 8:35:51 PM*Wiping milk off the table* And here I thought milk spilling out your nose was just a movie thing.
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101 通の返信This post does nothing for the community. You are just creating toxicity and hurting the game itself.
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fairweatherfoeにより編集済み: 2/20/2017 7:31:30 PMThe Bungie sandbox team has been operating at full capacity. A trio of potatoes is only capable of so much. Edit: your kitchen is now on fire because Bungie "accidentally" added solar damage to [i]all knives[/i] instead of just throwing knives.
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1 返信Bungie janitor: Why did you set your studio on fire! Bungue: We did it because we thought it would make people stop complaining. Bungie Janitor: But that doesnt makr anyone happy! Bungie: How about this. We put out half the fire and see how this plays out. This is more acurate bud. Destiny isnt yours, you just have a liscense to play it.
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Guardian: FIRE!!!!! Bungie: We have heard your thoughts on the matter and we have come up with a solution that we feel will help all the parties involved. Tess at Eververse will now be selling fire extinguishers for guardians to obtain at their convenience. G: This is garbage. I shouldn't have to pay to put out this fire! B: Of course, each week you can receive an emergency kit box for free, from a random event in which you will have a 1 in 20 chance of receiving a fire extinguisher part. 5 parts will complete the fire extinguisher. G: That might take over a year! My house would be long gone! B: We have heard your thoughts on the matter and the team is working tirelessly to find another solution. They are the real heroes behind the scenes. No need to thank us, your gratitude is implied.
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[quote]Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!" Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire" P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!" Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house" P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!" Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯ P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?" Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out." P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!" Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?" P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!" Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)." -------------------------------------------------------------- Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)[/quote]
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4 通の返信[quote]Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!" Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire" P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!" Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house" P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!" Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯ P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?" Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out." P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!" Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?" P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!" Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)." -------------------------------------------------------------- Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)[/quote] And this Fellow Guardians is why TANIKS HAS NO HOUSE!
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11 通の返信Shaft62702により編集済み: 2/20/2017 8:22:53 PMToo bad it's bungie's house and not yours. Entitlement syndrome at it's best. This guy thinks destiny belongs to him. If Bungie want's to "burn their own house down" , it is theirs to burn. If you don't like it, go play another game. Stop trying to act like you are in control of their game and its programing. You are owed nothing.
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12 通の返信I used to come on almost everyday and play crucible I loved it and told everyone I loved it, notice how I spelled loved in past tense. It was because of Destiny I even bought a PS4 and now you guys have ruined the game. The crucible is shot guns, the crucible is snipers and for you to handcuff the entire crucible community to the point I am having serious considerations deleting Destiny for the first time and if this is how Destiny II is going to be there there is NOOOO way I am going to buy it. You need to start listening to the guys like me who have the disposable income and not the whining bitching kids that have nothing to do but bitch and moan on forums all day. You need to bring back the ammo and stop messing with the game I would rather break out Halo one and play that and yeah it had bugs but at least you got what you paid for and did not have people putting hot fixes in trying to please people crying.
