Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!"
Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire"
P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!"
Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house"
P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!"
Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯
P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?"
Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out."
P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!"
Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?"
P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!"
Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)."
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Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)
Edit 2: so I noticed that some people are sort of missing the point of the comic and just think I'm bitching about the nerfs. The post was mainly made for humor value but it did have a point that some people missed. So I made a new post that explains my opinion and reasoning for making this post in as much detail as possible. You can find the post here: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222566264/0/0][/url]
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22 通の返信it's pronounced Hai su taにより編集済み: 2/20/2017 2:07:59 AMWhiner* 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!" Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire" Whiner* 1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!" Bungie: "Well, you know you set my forums on fire" Whiner* 1: "Oh....I see....well that's Karma" Bungie: "Look, how often you whine, we will still love you :)" Whiner* 1: "Really?!" Bungie: "Yup, now hold my hand" Whiner* 1: "Okai! :D" [i]Bungie throws the whiner into the fire[/i] Whiner* 1: "AAghhhhhhhh" Bungie: "That's for insulting our gameplay" Bungie: "Done, now time to come up with TWAB". Fin.
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15 通の返信SmashvilleVikingにより編集済み: 2/20/2017 7:44:06 PMP: "Omg, my house is on fire" B: "Yes, we set it on fire" P: "Why?" B: "We thought you needed a change. But, don't worry, we're going to put you in a new house." P: "But, I don't want a new house. I don't like change. I prefer the same old house, with the same old car (shotgun and snipers)" B: "You still have you car." P: "Yes, but one of the wheels (special ammo) is missing." B: "You have a spare" P: "Yes, but I can't drive as far on it (special ammo nerf)". B: "Well, I guess you should use it sparingly" P: "What about John, he has a motorcycle (sidearm), and you didn't take his wheel" B: "John's mororcylce doesn't kill someone if he hits them." P: "Well, I still don't like these changes, and neither do some of my neighbors" B: "Well, some of you neighbors do like them" P: "Well, those neighbors are idiots. Me and the neighbors that don't like it are going to harrass you everyday until every person, like it or not, is back in their old houses" B: "Well, it will take a while to rebuild those houses" P: "That's unacceptable, we want them built now" B: "What about your other neighbors, who do like it?" P: "Like I side, they're idiots. They had smaller houses (kd), so their opinions shouldn't matter" B: "Well, why don't you try out the new house for a few months, and see if you like it" P: "Like I said, I don't want the new house. I want my old house, and I want it now. Give everyone their old houses back, and everything would fine" B: "But, your neighbors..." P: "Like I said, those neighbors shouldn't matter" Edit: This was meant as a knock on the people that use kd in an argument. In other words, kd doesn't mean crap...
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3 通の返信Working for bungie as a play tester must be like working in a didlo factory as a product durability tester. R&D comes up with this 14 inch spiked dong and lube made from hotsauce and all the product testers can do about it is just take it over and over again until R&D says "you know, it's not quite meeting our expectations.... So we've replaced the spikes with rusty razor blades!" and the testers are just like "you know what how do any of you even have jobs?"
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14 通の返信I can see your point clearly, and there is that. It really depends on how you look at it, I guess. I don't see the house as on fire. I feel more like they took away some of my favorite furniture, as well as some I didn't care for in the night, and replaced it with new stuff. I really really like some of it, it's the furniture of my dreams. And I really don't like a few pieces, I never would have purchased them for myself. But the majority is as good as the old stuff, just different, and I'll get used to it. If anything in this patch was game-breaking for anyone, I'd suggest that your game might have had strong points and weak points, and the strong ones got taken away; the one exception being life-draining on the Voidlock. Hard to not complain about changes to what the class is built around, and I see that. If what you leaned on got taken away, you might be flat on your face right now and mad about it; very understandable. You can get up and find new things, or you can get out and find different games; neither is a bad choice. Bungie did a lot of people a disservice by allowing OHK dominace for too long, and it promoted sloppy, rushy, or campy play styles (and I don't mean that as an insult, just a description). Then without a lot of pretext, they yanked the carpet out from under everyone that was standing on it. They basically allowed people to become conditioned to a different method of play, and then soft-banned it. It probably feels like they assassinated your entire play experience if you are one of these people, and rightly so. The bad thing is, everyone else is better off for it, but it still dropped pretty hard on a section of the population. I actually feel bad for people that have had their experiences altered so dramatically, but I have to feel good for those who have had theirs enhanced at the same time. It was both cruel and merciful, all in one. I hope everyone can either find a different gaming experience or find new fun in this one.
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[quote]Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!" Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire" P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!" Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house" P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!" Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯ P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?" Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out." P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!" Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?" P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!" Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)." -------------------------------------------------------------- Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)[/quote] Made my day 😂😂😂
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4 通の返信How Destiny community deals with problems. I haven't even played it yet but CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY IM GOING TO QUIT! CRY CRY CRY! THE CHANGES ARE SO BAD IM NOT EVEN GOING TO PLAY! CRY CRY CRY CRY
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BXR Lonestarにより編集済み: 2/20/2017 7:27:46 PMLol so true. Change isnt always good. That would depend on the nature of the change. And there have been by far more bad changes than good with this game. The real crime tho? For those of us who loved y1- we can't even go back and replay the game as it was in y1. That game doesnt even exist anymore.
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3 通の返信While your analogy is hilarious, ... it is not a "fact". It is not a factual statistic that can be backed up by research. That word is really being abused these days.