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chapelchain268により編集済み:
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How Bungie Deals with problems:
Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!"
Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire"
P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!"
Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house"
P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!"
Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯
P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?"
Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out."
P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!"
Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?"
P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!"
Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)."
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Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)
Edit 2: so I noticed that some people are sort of missing the point of the comic and just think I'm bitching about the nerfs. The post was mainly made for humor value but it did have a point that some people missed. So I made a new post that explains my opinion and reasoning for making this post in as much detail as possible. You can find the post here: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222566264/0/0][/url]
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1 返信"The only way to fix a problem is make everything else a problem so the initial problem doesn't seem as bad" - Bungie
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More like: [quote]Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!" Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire" P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!" Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house" P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!" Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯ P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?" Bungie: "Well hold on, give me some time to put it out." [i][b]5 MINUTES LATER[/b][/i] P1: "OMG, MY HOUSE IS FLOODED." Bungie: "I know, I flooded it"
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7 通の返信Stormcaller melee needs a nerf. Bungie: ok lets nerf blink and bladedancers again Special weapons needs to be toned down a bit. Bungie: we are taking away special weapons besides sidearm because it looks like a hand cannon so its not a special
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6 通の返信Bungo the mechanic.. ok sir we've taken your car in for a tyre change.. unfortunately we broke your power steering windscreen wipers headlights and your turbo. Customer.. wtf man surely your gonna fix this? Bungo.. nah were just gonna see how it plays out. Customer.. but my car is undrivable! Bungo.. call us in a couple of days let us know how it's going 👍 2 days later Customer.. U broke my -blam!-ing car you moron! Bungo.. Ok calm down we have a solution. We're going to fix your wipers but they will only clean half your windscreen.. we will fix your headlights but only so they shine a little.. I'm afraid your turbo will have massive lag and we will adjust your power steering but I wouldn't recommend going round corners too fast. Customer.. that's not good enough man. Bungo.. no need to thank us just doing our job sir 👍 Customer.. so when are you going to do this? Bungo.. .................... Bungo hangs up.
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Bungie Help Line... Finally after a ridiculous 2 1/2 year wait the line connects..... P2.... Hello, hello...I want to report a fire! BNG.....Hello...did you say you want to be part of our choir? Our fantastic Bungie Fanboy Choir? I can send you the enrolment form immediately for the low, low DLC cost of $29.99 'content not included' P2... NO ! I said there is a fire! This guys kitchen is on FIRE! BNG...I'm sorry but I don't understand....I just put you through to someone else.... P2.... OMG BHL....Hmmmmmllloooo hmmmmm cmmmm I hmllppppp youuuuuuuu? P2....? Pardon? Do you speak english? I want to report a players kitchen is on fire! BHL....sorrrrrrrry, had my mouth full of marshmallow. Sooooo many marshmallows. How can I help you? P2 OMG! A players kitchen is on fire! And all you guys are just eating marshmallows? BHL.....well yes...that's why we started the fire. Can't have marshmallows without a fire. P2... OMG! Are you going to do anything about the fire apart from roast your marshmallows with it? BHL... We do have a considerable amount of them here as we were going to replace all gun bullets with them...after careful consideration we decided that would be too OP. P2... You are seriously telling me that there is NO ONE concerned? BNG....Until such time as the fire becomes OP ( we get sick of marshmallows or we start losing $$$) I think the plan is to just see what happens....I'll transfer you..... P2...Please, I'm begging you! Do something! ................ BHL....'I'm sorry Josh is out of the office right now lighting fires, but you are real important to him ($$$$$$$$$$$$) please leave your comments after the beep. P2... Josh....beep beep beep... BHL...I'm sorry your call has been disconnected due to your phone line. Please hang up your phone, walk away and forget why you called. It was just a bad dream.....
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2 通の返信Warlock106により編集済み: 2/21/2017 1:32:07 AM
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KushMcPiffintonにより編集済み: 2/21/2017 5:11:20 AMDestiny: $60 dollars.. PSN LIVE: $50+ A YEAR DLC: $70-100 dollars BUYING A NEW REMOTE and TV AFTER PATCHES COME OUT THAT SCREW THE GAME AND MAKE YOU THROW YOUR REMOTE: ATLEAST $300 AND COUNTING Hillarious posts like this that tell bungie just how poor and inadept they are at addressing critical balance adjustment situations: BEYOND PRICELESS. For everything else, there is MasterCard
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1 返信Genghis Johnsonにより編集済み: 2/21/2017 12:14:22 AMI laughed, I cried, I ... nah, I just laughed. Lots and lots. Well done! :D "Yes, we originally announced that there would only be 7% chance of setting your whole house on fire. However, that was an unfortunate typo."
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