Person 1: "Oh my god! My house is on fire!"
Bungie: "I know, I set it on fire"
P1: "Why would you set my house on fire?!"
Bungie: "Well we only meant to set fire to your kitchen but the fire kind of unintentionally spread to the rest of the house"
P1: "Well why would you set my kitchen on fire in the first place?!"
Bungie: ¯\_ツ_/¯
P1: "Well aren't you gonna put it out?"
Bungie: "Well hold on; let's see how this works out."
P1: "WHAT? NO! Put it all out!!!"
Bungie: "OK, OK... What if we put out half the fire?"
P1: "PUT. OUT. THE. FIRE! ALL OF IT!"
Bungie: "if you're unhappy with the changes to your house, please let us know in the forums. We're always listening to your feedback :)."
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Edit: wow, didn't expect this post to get trending. Thanks Guardians! (Also fun watching the Bungie fan boys get triggered in the comments. Sorry you can't handle facts 😂)
Edit 2: so I noticed that some people are sort of missing the point of the comic and just think I'm bitching about the nerfs. The post was mainly made for humor value but it did have a point that some people missed. So I made a new post that explains my opinion and reasoning for making this post in as much detail as possible. You can find the post here: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222566264/0/0][/url]
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31 通の返信
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2 通の返信Assuming this is related to the special ammo nerf in pvp, I would do the same thing if I were Bungie. After all the crap from all the whiny bastards that complain about shotguns and snipers, this is what you get. Maybe you'll whine a little less next time knowing the solution may be worse than the problem.
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5 通の返信Lord Raptor Jesusにより編集済み: 2/21/2017 5:18:48 PMYou know I can't help but to stop and think how many players over these past few years Bungie has lost to these "Hot Fixes". Each time Bungie released one we have slowly lost more and more players...but when their constantly nerfing every good gun to the point where legendary's are better than exotics I really don't blame them. Bungie please stop nerfing stuff because players in the crucible complain or cry...if your going to make a patch or fix anything then start making patches for PvP Only and PvE Only! That way you keep both sides happy, PvP gets that competitive multiplayer experience they looking for and the PvE players get guns that actually kills ads, Raid Bosses, etc! But If your going to keep nerfing our exotics I'm to the point I wish you would just get rid of exotics all together. Exotics DO NOT feel like they should, in PvE an Exotic should feel like a gun with Cheat codes...NOT what you did to the "Truth" hahaha it's more like it should be called the "Lie"! This is the time where Bungie needs to drawn back in the old players or some new ones, fix these monstrosities and give the players back the game they love! And for the love of God NEVER release another half ass or broken patch again...that's just pure laziness and I still believe someone needs to be fired over that incident! K Rant done for the day, hopefully they will read this like they "say" they do..
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chapelchain268により編集済み: 2/21/2017 10:32:39 PMHoly crap! Over 700 favorite and comments! I was just expecting to make a few people laugh over this. Thanks alot Guardians! (Oh, and to all the people saying my post is just "adding toxicity" and "hurting the game": if my post that I just came up with in my head that took me 5 min to write is enough to significantly damage the game or Bungie, then that is the result of a much bigger problem.)
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22 通の返信OP relates changes in video game to sociopathic arson. Then criticizes Bungie fans for defending Bungie on Bungie's website which provides the actual platform for him to make this ridiculously disproportional comparison. This doesn't make sense to me. Posts like this are not productive. You set up a straw man argument to complain about the company that you use to make the complaint. It doesn't accurately represent who or what Bungie actually is or does, and doesn't create change for the better.
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41 通の返信LuuukeVaderにより編集済み: 2/20/2017 2:50:58 AMBungie: "The overall reaction to your house being on fire is quite positive. In an effort to bring balance, we'll be setting the rest of your neighborhood on fire as well"
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Jdniscoolにより編集済み: 2/22/2017 5:23:29 PMBungie: "we've noticed positive changes to setting the neighborhood on fire (post about the neighborhood here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222482253/0/0/1) so we've decided to set the whole county on fire!"
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8 通の返信
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Bungie: "I have a perfect idea! Let's nerf fusion rifles because everyone uses them, and buff shotguns because everybody uses those! This will totally work!" Ok, the fusion rifle joke is old now but it just describes their logic.
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So true. I come to the forums daily. There was never a mention to nerf blink or nerf cauterize etc. There was lots of talk about clever dragon being too powerful, matador being everywhere (which they resolved, kinda) What happened to all the exotics that still suck and we are so vocal about?
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1 返信Fix a problem then nerf something that wasn't a problem [spoiler]I think the truth nerf was a display of power. [/spoiler]
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15 通の返信NoD Spartanにより編集済み: 2/21/2017 7:02:57 PMThe patch helped me to quit this bs and helped me to get back in my real life too
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25 通の返信I think they cover their ears and say "nah, nah, nah", really loudly over and over. Like a 5 year old or Trump.
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7 通の返信If you listen to everyone and try to please them all this happens. Change one thing, get complaints, change another, get complaints. Just break the damn cycle by simply saying hey we hear your getting owned by certain weapons but go live with it. Be more like other game company's and say suck it up buttercup this is how our game is going to be. Not change it constantly for every little complaint from every butt hurt gamer. Hey I got killed plenty of times by shotgun or thorn or pre nerfed AR, what did I do? Played harder.