A is for Aerith, stabbed right through the tummy B is for Bowser, whose bridgework was crummy C is for Crono, or was that his double? D is for Dhalsim, who had yoga trouble E is for Ecco, and he was delicious F is for Frogger, who got too ambitious G is for Ganon, who gained too much weight H is for Heavy, whose Sandvich was bait Game over, game over Everyone's game ends eventually Game over, game over Let's count the ways from A to Z I is for Ice Man, whose best friend was hot J is for Jim, whom the early bird caught K is for Kirby, popped like a balloon L is for Link, who was crushed by the moon M is for Mario, faulty transmission N is for Navi, why wouldn't they listen? O is for Old Man, who needed that sword P is for Pac-Man, who Blinky adored Game over, game over Everyone's game ends eventually Game over, game over Let's count the ways from A to Z Q is for Q*bert, who fell down the stairs R is for Rayman, since nobody cares S is for Sonic, who needed some air T is for Tails, who also was there U is for Ultros, done in by chlorine V is for Voldo, whose shave was too clean W is for Wario, with too many Wares X is for X, assaulted by bears Y is for Yoshi, who had a bad friend Z is for Zelda, who wished for the end There you go you now know your one true alphabet. Enjoy the nostalgia. [spoiler]move it to the relevant subforum.[/spoiler]