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Jdniscoolにより編集済み:
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I like a girl... How do I tell her?
I don't even know why I came to Offtopic for this but here's the scoop. We are both in the same class... She knows who I am but we don't talk much... She also dances in class which I find really cute. How do I talk to her?
Edit: i need advice on striking up a convo. Not on asking her out yet.
Edit 2: I'm nervous and today is Friday... Maybe I should ask for her number to contact her over the weekend but I don't know.
Edit 3: I guess I have some dance within me because my status is "boogie till you woogie, baby." Who knows?
Edit 4: it's time for me to go to school... Let's do this!
Edit 5: I'm at school, lock and load boys, I'm going in.
Edit 6: We took our seats, now we wait for our teacher to set us loose.
Edit 7: A boy is talking to her right now, don't know if the conversation will break, they have been talking for a while now.
Edit 8: I wussied out after a talk with someone who is dating someone. They told me watch a show that she likes and talk to her about it.
Edit 9: I got dating advice from my teacher.
Edit 10: I will try again on Monday, I might sit at her table.
Edit 11: hey, sorry for not updating but at my school we switch classes every week and in this week we all sit at computers. Next week I'll sit near her at her table... Maybe.
Edit 12: bad news everyone, she said this:
"Hey I know that Cale or whoever was texting Hailey or whatever and was saying that you like me and I just wanted to say that I think it's really sweet and nice that you care about me but i just don't feel the same way about you. I'm Sorry"
EDIT 13: WOW, almost a year since I made this. I have a girlfriend now bt it's not her.
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10 通の返信*removes fedora* *places fedora in the tuft of my neckbeard* *unsheathes katana* *goes on one knee* *balances katana on palm* *looks at floor* *looks up* *winks* "RAWR XD MASTER" *master pets bowlcut* *looks down to hide tears* *master knows cry* "LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BIE THE SWORD" *master closes eyes* *knows whats happening* *slices master in half* *weeps over dead corpse* *shouts at sky in japanese* *rains* *ends*
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3 通の返信How to speak to humans: Step 1: walk up close to them, not too close though. Maybe 5 feet distance is good. Bust out a ruler if you are not sure. Step 2: Look up greetings on your phone or mobile device, "Hello" is a pretty good one. Step 3: When she says "Hello" back then proceed to ask about something you have in common. This is typically something like "Hey, we both are humans" or "I have a reproductive organ and so do you, isn't that crazy" Step 4: Congrats, you just talked to a girl.
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2 通の返信"Hey." -conversation initiated- "Do you like orangoutangs?" -she is intrigued- "Okay bye." -she finds you mysterious and she is sexually attracted to you-
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13 通の返信When I get older and my wife dies, I'm going to have the time of my life. I'm so glad the generation after mine is so incompetent when talking to women that I'm going to be an old man with too many rebound women to keep up with.
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2 通の返信Construct a wooden effigy in her image, then set it aflame with the fires of your heart (and actual fire, since your heart won't actually make it catch fire). She'll be all over you. She'll have to converse with you then! Be warned, though. Several things can go wrong which I will now go over in detail in the section below. --- [b]Warning:[/b] Make sure you can identify which one is the effigy and which one is the human. You don't want to accidentally burn the wrong one. Instead of being all over you, she'll just be all over. [b]Second Warning:[/b] Do not "accidentally" fall in love with the effigy while creating it. Your family will not understand the love you two will share. [b]Third Warning:[/b] Do not, and I repeat, [b]do not[/b]-- What was that noise? Oh, hold on a second. My wife's arm just fell off. I gotta go fix it right quick... ... ... ... Alright, I'm back. Where were we? Hey, you seem concerned... If it's about my wife, you really shouldn't be concerned. I mean, it isn't that big of a deal. You see, the wood I used to build her isn't exactly the strongest, so it falls apart rather easily. Especially the arms. (I really went on a tangent there. I guess that's why this subforum is called... *puts on sunglasses* ...Off-Topic. [b]YEEAAAHHHH![/b])
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6 通の返信I don't know which of my friends is friends with you on Xbox...I can't think of who it is...
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2 通の返信An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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ElementNinjaにより編集済み: 1/20/2017 1:50:11 AM[quote]I don't even know why I came to Offtopic for this but here's the scoop.[/quote] Desperation. [quote]We are both in the same class... She knows who I am but we don't talk much... [/quote] I'm sure she has a reason for that. [quote]She also dances in class which I find really cute. How do I talk to her?[/quote] How would you talk to any other human being? Do you speak in different languages? [quote]Edit: i need advice on striking up a convo. Not on asking her out yet.[/quote] Ah, ulterior motives... what a great foundation to build a relationship upon...
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1 返信Upon introducing yourself, you have 3 days to develop a friendly relationship. Upon acquiring a friendly relationship, you have 1 week to ask her out OR start enough a deep enough conversation which reveals a deep part about both of you guys to buy yourself 3 more days of needed. Assuming she says yes, you have 2 weeks (remember these are max times) to ask for a 2nd date. Repeat this process until it is certain you two are "dating" I assume you are in highschool, mainly because [spoiler]you read to the end of this terrible advice comment[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信Toast/envelope. Or proclaim your love for her whilst committing sudoku in class. Either one will get her attention.
