Xur why do we visit you? What fun is there to be had? Gone are the days I loved to look for you after taking a wild stab in the dark as to where you might be. All week I would save up my peculiar currency in hopes I would have enough to be buying what you're selling...
But not now Xur.. your stock is out of date! Nothing I need... and the 3 of coins Xur... the last thing that kept me coming back... not because I wanted more exotics... no; because it added value to a game that no longer drops great rewards... a game that needed something sweet!
Xur I love to shop... til I drop! But DUDE!! Really!?!