In lieu of the remastered return of Skyrim, I've been watching walkthroughs and happily found this in my suggestion box. I'm very happy I found this once more.
The video lists all the ways to piss of Heimskr, such as replacing his congregation with vegetables.
It's only 1 minute 42 seconds. Please watch and enjoy.
If you want another version of that video in Halo, here's this:
Halo 4: Growth Spurt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ZLJ9GOmdg
[spoiler]Geoff's laugh is one that can cure cancer.[/spoiler]
AND THERE IT IS FRIENDS, the ugly truth
YOUR CHILDREN, HAVE ASCENDED FROM THE DUUUNG OF MAN. I alone have been annointed to SPREEAD my ass for you, FOR I LOVE YOU!
Shut up will you?
LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF MY ASS MAN.
What? Stop that.
BREATH NOW
No!
Embrace the powerful tacos, embrace my loooong holy paenus. Watch it RISE UP, RIIIIISE INTO THE ASS OF ELVES